What's in your closet?

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Reggie's picture

I just thought I’d see if anyone is willing to share how many suits they own/rotate through on a regular basis.

AndrewUNH's picture

biz casual bit**

Reggie's picture

I’m also willing to accept coherent answers.

bchad's picture

I don’t wear suits every day, so I have three suits, about 5 sportsjackets/blazers a bunch of button down shirts and slacks. I often wear a set of nice jeans, dress shoes, a button down and sports jacket, but I do wear a suit when I’m asking people for stuff.

I think Numi has a place rented out in the Meadowlands to hold his collection. :-)

You want a quote?  Haven’t I written enough already???

supersadface.migrated's picture

About 4 suits from my last job because I no longer have to wear a jacket every day. Still have to wear dress shirt/dress pants every day so like…probably 12 dress shirts, four pairs of dress pants in addition to the suits. Three pair of dress shoes, though I got a pair of Allen Edmonds on sale and now only wear those. Like 15 ties, and I hate probably 7 of them - need to get rid of the extras.

CFABLACKBELT's picture

A few dead bodies…

pimpineasy's picture

closet? closet …….u mean cozy room for rent

Hope this helps

Palantir's picture

I am in your closet.

Cities teem with evil and decay, let’s give it a good shake and see what falls out!!

Valores's picture

Who else likes cross-dressing?

ohai's picture

Most of my closet is housing for my black sheep wizard nephew…

But, I also have 2 suits, 1 tux and a couple of blazers. The thing is, I don’t even wear this stuff, so I’m not really sure why they are there…

“I’m a CPA! I got money b***h!”

ASSet_MANagement's picture

I have 5 suits (1 that I actually bought, 4 hand downs from pops) 15 dress shirts, 4 pairs of shoes (two brown two black).

What I need, a lot more cufflinks, 2 of my shirts aren’t french cuff’d.

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ChickenTikka Wrote:
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> Being Born Wealthy > Being Jewish or WASPY > Born
> Pretty > Top 5 MBA > CFA > Avg MBA > Born middle
> class > Born lower

pimpineasy's picture

*a dead hooker, pure china white, viagra, gold bullions and the holy bible*

Hope this helps

ASSet_MANagement's picture

pimpineasy Wrote:
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> *a dead hooker, pure china white, viagra, gold
> bullions and the holy bible*

I’d like to amend my answer to this.

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ChickenTikka Wrote:
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> Being Born Wealthy > Being Jewish or WASPY > Born
> Pretty > Top 5 MBA > CFA > Avg MBA > Born middle
> class > Born lower

ASSet_MANagement's picture

“I think she was a call girl.”
“No Cyril, when they’re dead, they’re all hookers.”

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ChickenTikka Wrote:
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> Being Born Wealthy > Being Jewish or WASPY > Born
> Pretty > Top 5 MBA > CFA > Avg MBA > Born middle
> class > Born lower

jbaldyga's picture

the charter in the cardboard tube it was delivered in.

Inner Evil Voice's picture

Besides my secret bondage catacomb’s entrance, almost nothing; my wife uses probably 90% of it.

Sweep the Leg's picture

Tom Cruise, Jon Travolta, and Kanye West.

passme's picture

blowup dolll

brazilatz's picture

A used cOndom, an executioners mask, and a fucking spike paddle

brain_wash_your_face's picture

Sweep the Leg Wrote:
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> Tom Cruise, Jon Travolta, and Kanye West.

What about R Kelly?

“Some people make shoes. Some people make houses. We make money and people are willing pay us a lot to make money for them.”

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