"Sex Work Among Medical Students On the Rise?"

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ohai's picture

So, according to this article, medical students are literally prostituting themselves to pay for school. Sexy doctors? Why haven’t I heard about this?

Also, this study is based in the UK. In the US, it’s probably more popular to just take out student loans - further proof that borrowing money can solve all problems. 

http://abcnews.go.com/Health/sex-work-medical-students-rise/story?id=15808597#.T1DdSJjlAUU

“In 2006, about 6 percent of students reportedly knew a peer who participated in sex work. Now, those figures have risen to just below 10 percent, according to the research.”

“Past surveys have noted that pole and lap dancing are the most popular type of sex work of which students participate. Stripping is second and prostitution came third, according to the report.”

“I’m a CPA! I got money b***h!”

The Righteous Hacksaw's picture

They are well suited for it.  Unemotional and capable of dealing with unhealthy, fat, naked people. 

I bet this is Asian chicks.  I can’t think of any other type of med students that I’d want to pay for sex.

Formerly ChickenTikka - Member of the Order of the Righteous Rusty Hacksaw

Inner Evil Voice's picture

Short conversation between me and a 3rd year neonatal cardiology hottie student giving me a 20 GBP blowj_b.

IEV: “what’s your specialty again, sweetie?”

Med student with her mouth full: “neo-betl … gardi-lo-lo-gy”

IEV: “can’t understand, what did you say?!”

Med student makes a pause: “neonatal cardiology”

IEV: “Sounds nice; all right don’t lose your stride …”

Black Swan's picture

Well, the survey was if people knew someone performing such work.  It’s quite possible the number of participants has remained unchanged and they’ve simply improved their marketing.

I used to smoke pot and go to class.  

Sneak in ten minutes late with a bullsh*t excuse.  

Slink down low at my desk.  

Pray to god nobody asked me any questions.

I was the best teacher ever.

higgmond's picture

I should have hung out around the med school when I was college, I thought they just sold their blood.  I had read previously though that exotic dancing was popular with “qualified” med school students.

You can fondle the cube, but it will not respond.

bromion's picture

This is a terrible idea. When have you ever seen an attractive woman doctor? Never? That’s what I thought.

More proof that medical school is a bad idea. You can add that to the list with law school and most other graduate programs.

It seems to taint one’s judgment as well. Just saw an update last night on facebook that my college roommate who is now a doctor is getting married. The woman is another doctor (you guessed it, not attractive). Bad move, buddy!

“I lost my wife to a margin call. Wives get mad when you come home and say, ‘Sweetheart, I lost the house today.’” - Dennis Gartman on trading mistakes

The Righteous Hacksaw's picture

Ugly girlfriend; no confidence.

Formerly ChickenTikka - Member of the Order of the Righteous Rusty Hacksaw

bromion's picture

Yeah, it baffles the mind. You do all of that work to get into medical school. You do all of that work to get out of medical school. You take all that debt. You plan to work hard for several decades. And you… settle for an unattractive woman. *record screech* “Whaaaat?”

Edit: He is not even 30 yet. Life planning fail.

“I lost my wife to a margin call. Wives get mad when you come home and say, ‘Sweetheart, I lost the house today.’” - Dennis Gartman on trading mistakes

Black Swan's picture

^ Lol

I used to smoke pot and go to class.  

Sneak in ten minutes late with a bullsh*t excuse.  

Slink down low at my desk.  

Pray to god nobody asked me any questions.

I was the best teacher ever.

ohai's picture

Actually, I know a number of cute medical students. They are not “hot” like Cindy Crawford, but definitely could be called “cute”. Strangely, most are Asian, as ChickenTikka says. Clearly, he has spent some time thinking about this. 

“I’m a CPA! I got money b***h!”

jmh530's picture

6% vs. 10% - BFD

bchad's picture

I’ve known several female doctors that were definitely very cute.  Unfortunately, one of them was a friend’s wife, so verbootyen.

I suspect that the residency requirements must be tough on doctors early on.  All those very long nights with no sleep and nothing but hospital food to sustain you.  It can’t be very healthy.

You want a quote?  Haven’t I written enough already???

brain_wash_your_face's picture

I know a hot massage therapist…is that a doctor?

“Some people make shoes. Some people make houses. We make money and people are willing pay us a lot to make money for them.”

Palantir's picture

bromion wrote:

This is a terrible idea. When have you ever seen an attractive woman doctor? Never? That’s what I thought.

Um are you serious? I completely disagree with this point. No I dont have pictures.

Cities teem with evil and decay, let’s give it a good shake and see what falls out!!

bromion's picture

Palantir wrote:

bromion wrote:

This is a terrible idea. When have you ever seen an attractive woman doctor? Never? That’s what I thought.

Um are you serious? I completely disagree with this point. No I dont have pictures.

Yeah, so this thing happens on the internet where people like to argue against common sense. Let me break it down for you:

Getting into a decent college and doing well, while not a hurculean endeavor, is challenging for many people. Getting into and finishing medical school is harder still. If you have distractions in life, those activities are harder still.

Most attractive women don’t need to do that, because they are attractive, and therefore have many options (“distractions”) in life.

Most people take the path of least resistance in life.

You do the math.

In the history of the world have there been hot classy female doctors? Sure. Is it the norm? Not at all. I’ve literally never seen one except on Scrubs and ER. Hot classy babes can either just marry rich or go into something lame where they coast on their looks (broadcast journalism comes to mind).

For whatever reason, pharmacy school seems to break the mould (I guess because they weren’t quite good enough to be doctors).

“I lost my wife to a margin call. Wives get mad when you come home and say, ‘Sweetheart, I lost the house today.’” - Dennis Gartman on trading mistakes

itera's picture

Yea hot girls have had men at their mercy all the time growing up, and by no surprise, I’m sure they figured out which buttons to push to get what they want.

Hope. It is the quintessential human delusion, simultaneously the source of your greatest strength, and greatest weakness.

The Righteous Hacksaw's picture

What about Olivia Wilde on House? 

Formerly ChickenTikka - Member of the Order of the Righteous Rusty Hacksaw

higgmond's picture

Attractive female MD’s are few and far between, but let’s face it, attractive females in general are few and far between.  Same goes for guys for that matter.

You can fondle the cube, but it will not respond.

ohai's picture

You could still argue that the distribution of hot females is skewed away from the medical profession. Clearly, some jobs have a higher average hotness than others. 

“I’m a CPA! I got money b***h!”

jmh530's picture

Several hot chicks on House. But that’s the whole reason House hires them b/c they COULD do something else instead of being an MD, by virtue of being hot.

higgmond's picture

ohai wrote:

You could still argue that the distribution of hot females is skewed away from the medical profession. Clearly, some jobs have a higher average hotness than others. 

I would not disagree with either of those statements.

You can fondle the cube, but it will not respond.

brain_wash_your_face's picture

I disagree with most of the above, some points:

- Successful people tend to take better care of themselves.  Is the average doctor more attractive than the average institutional sales rep of the same age?  No.  Is the average doctor more attractive than the average McDonalds worker of the same age?  Yes.

- People who go to med school typically pay attention to their health and work out.  Denny’s waitresses do not typically do so.

- Dermatologists are generally hot.  Hematology researchers are not.  So, there are definitely some specializations that tend to bring hotter people.

“Some people make shoes. Some people make houses. We make money and people are willing pay us a lot to make money for them.”

itera's picture

^ so what? proctologists are butt ugly?

Hope. It is the quintessential human delusion, simultaneously the source of your greatest strength, and greatest weakness.

ohai's picture

I would also point out that doctors != medical students. On average, doctors are probably more attractive because: 1) They face “customers” (patients) and must therefore be well groomed, and 2) Doctors have more control over their lifestyle, so they can go to the gym, eat healthy food, etc. 

Medical students have no reason to groom themselves, since all that matters is their grades. Furthermore, due to lack of money and time, they have no control over their lifestyle. Having no money means they must eat instant noodles instead of nutritious food. They also cannot buy stylish clothing or spend money on nice haircuts, manicures, facials, or other beauty treatment. Having no free time means they cannot exercise or play outside. Thus, they slowly become pale and unhealthy.

So, in conclusion, the attractiveness of doctors is irrelevant to the attractiveness of doctors. “brain_wash_your_face” is out of touch with the realities of people in scientific fields. 

“I’m a CPA! I got money b***h!”

The Righteous Hacksaw's picture

I sent this to my brother, who is a doctor.  He responded:

“Hmm.  Sounds like a good way to get ahead.”

Formerly ChickenTikka - Member of the Order of the Righteous Rusty Hacksaw

bromion's picture

ChickenTikka wrote:

What about Olivia Wilde on House? 

Touche. I’ve never seen the show, but my opinion of doctors just got 200% more favorable.

“I lost my wife to a margin call. Wives get mad when you come home and say, ‘Sweetheart, I lost the house today.’” - Dennis Gartman on trading mistakes

brain_wash_your_face's picture

ohai wrote:

brain_wash_your_face” is out of touch with the realities of people in scientific fields. 

NEEEEERRRDS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRuuF-5ZST8

“Some people make shoes. Some people make houses. We make money and people are willing pay us a lot to make money for them.”

vikas5871's picture

WELL…….. 

SEX IS AN ART 

WHICH CAME MUCH MUCH   BEFORE THAN ” MEDICAL” AND OTHERS SCIENCES

 (FOR THAT MATTER)……………..!!!!!!

FrankArabia's picture

so are these hot classy babes or not? if so, i’m interested, where can I sign up?

vikas5871's picture

Well…


They all are artists much before they are medico….


so just appreciate the art within… n itss all ur’s….


:)

n artist from within can actually appreciate and enjoy the “ART” within a hot body/soul….


itss all juicy…. if u r that…… kind of “SUCKER”

ohai's picture

wtf?

“I’m a CPA! I got money b***h!”

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