Let me get this straight. He had the choice between Katie Perry, Kim Kardashian and Taylor Swift and ended up choosing the latter. She’s probably the better match for him anyway, but he still could do better. I hope he is only renting and bluffing with his “I only buy for life” personna.
Frank, you have a lot to learn from Tebow. Maybe you can start by becoming religious.
i’m going to do some research on him right now……
Isn’t Katy Perry married, but in the process of a divorce? I assume that’s a no-no for Mr. Tebow. KK is a ho, also a presumed no-no. I don’t know much about Taylor Swift, but seems like she would win by elimination.
You can fondle the cube, but it will not respond.
Taylor Swift has cultivated a squeaky clean Christian country-girl image, so is a better fit for Tebow.
KK has sex tapes and lots of tabloid stuff about her circulating, so that doesn’t fit his image (even if he might secretly want somea dat).
Katy Perry kissed a girl and she liked it. So no. (even if he might secretly want somea dat).
Taylor Swift is the obvious choice of the three.
You want a quote? Haven’t I written enough already???
Yep, thought given his persona, Taylor Swift was the only option that made any sense whatsoever.
I used to smoke pot and go to class.
Sneak in ten minutes late with a bullsh*t excuse.
Slink down low at my desk.
Pray to god nobody asked me any questions.
I was the best teacher ever.
i’m not a big fan of any of the three…….this tebow guy is an nfl legend….no wonder he has easy pickings…..wonder what life would be like being able to get any girl you want……
Actually Katy Perry is the daughter of a minister, has a background in Christian music and is quite religious supposedly.
Cities teem with evil and decay, let’s give it a good shake and see what falls out!!
FTFY
^Agreed. Broncos will win six games tops with Tebow. Also, I’d say Taylor > KK > K.Perry (too beefy)
I know all this, but current song content and failed marriage to that comedian guy (apparently her partying and his straight edge following rehab were major factors) aren’t reflective of that line of BS.
I used to smoke pot and go to class.
Sneak in ten minutes late with a bullsh*t excuse.
Slink down low at my desk.
Pray to god nobody asked me any questions.
I was the best teacher ever.
Funny since he went 7-4 last season in his first real season as a starter.
I used to smoke pot and go to class.
Sneak in ten minutes late with a bullsh*t excuse.
Slink down low at my desk.
Pray to god nobody asked me any questions.
I was the best teacher ever.
The real question this thread raises is, Kim Kardashian, yay or nay?
IMO, the front says yay, but the back says “I might not be able to handle that much junk in the trunk - so nay.” I’m pretty sure Tebow reached the same conclusion.
“I lost my wife to a margin call. Wives get mad when you come home and say, ‘Sweetheart, I lost the house today.’” - Dennis Gartman on trading mistakes
please explain about the backside part……
she s a hot classy babe for sure but her show sucks….
I don’t get where the “classy” part fits in??
You want a quote? Haven’t I written enough already???
Not a classy babe. The hot part is what we are debating. Try to stay focused, Frank.
“I lost my wife to a margin call. Wives get mad when you come home and say, ‘Sweetheart, I lost the house today.’” - Dennis Gartman on trading mistakes
Kim is not a classy woman. She leaked a sex video of herself to gain notoriety. You will probably contract at least seven STDs from basic skin contact with her.
“I’m a CPA! I got money b***h!”
All are hypocrites. I would go for it.
Cities teem with evil and decay, let’s give it a good shake and see what falls out!!
^ Fair enough. Although the idea of a rotten tw@t isn’t highly ranked in my book, given an opportunity of banging her I would pound her badly, triple wrapped and hoping for the best days later.
lots of babes wish they can leak a sex tape…..most just don’t have proper material or talent……bchad…lead your sex tape on AF….world stardom right after Bloomberg reports on hedge fund manager moonlights as adult actor
do you really think she has an STD? c’mon…..i would take the risk…..a girl that hot can’t have diseases…..
http://www.google.com/imgres?um=1&hl=en&rls=com.microsoft:en-us:IE-SearchBox&rlz=1I7DKUS_enUS321&authuser=0&biw=1402&bih=685&tbm=isch&tbnid=1Gl2jG3H3BgSOM:&imgrefurl=http://poponthepop.com/gallery/kim-kardashian-butt-crack-picture/&docid=duB7ymkxN0ZSXM&imgurl=http://static.poponthepop.com/images/gallery/kim-kardashian-butt-crack-picture.jpg&w=428&h=389&ei=XTBVT_bBMqbUiALSi9G0Bg&zoom=1
Marginally SFW (no nudity at least)
I dunno, it’s just too much. I can’t handle it. Just… dumpy butt. Yuck.
“I lost my wife to a margin call. Wives get mad when you come home and say, ‘Sweetheart, I lost the house today.’” - Dennis Gartman on trading mistakes
now that’s a hot classy babe!!!
if only she did business reporting talking about movements in the index and hostile takeovers she would be perfect….
If you like the 10 yo boy body type, then Taylor > KK. KK is what a real woman looks like….minus the 1/2 inch layer of make up, which she doesn’t need. she’s smoking w/ out it.
KISS MY CONVERSE.
No, not the 10 year old boy look. Just not… enormous.
This is infinitely better:
http://www.google.com/imgres?um=1&hl=en&rls=com.microsoft:en-us:IE-SearchBox&rlz=1I7DKUS_enUS321&authuser=0&biw=1402&bih=685&tbm=isch&tbnid=NICIPh5l1rp1YM:&imgrefurl=http://truthfullylying.wordpress.com/2010/12/17/bottoms-up-the-best-female-celeb-butts/&docid=BCRccpJRVOef4M&imgurl=http://truthfullylying.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/672f9_orig-jessica_alba_butt_pics.jpg&w=300&h=298&ei=tDNVT73mIaOPiAL8wrS0Bg&zoom=1
“I lost my wife to a margin call. Wives get mad when you come home and say, ‘Sweetheart, I lost the house today.’” - Dennis Gartman on trading mistakes
You’ve obvoiusly never experienced someone of KK’s body type. If you ever take the leap, you’lll never go back.
KISS MY CONVERSE.
The correct solution to this brain teaser is Katy Perry.
~~~~~Live. Laugh. Love.~~~~~
Didn’t try the link because I’m in the office, but saw Jessica Alba in it so must be good. Been a big fan since Idle Hands and Dark Angel. She might be #1 on my bucket list.
You can fondle the cube, but it will not respond.
Have to agree with TF on the KK body type. The kind of girl you want on your arm and the kind of girl you want in your bed are not always one and the same.
That said, I find KK physically attractive (usually); I just don’t find her classy. I’m sure if I had the means, motive, and opportunity, I would enjoy a midnight romp with her… I’d just feel a bit sheepish about it in the morning (did I really do that??).
You want a quote? Haven’t I written enough already???
Does Katie Perry have a butt? Nice rack and legs though.
http://photos.tmz.com/galleries/katy_perry_bikini_photos#tab=most_recent...
5’7” and 120 lbs. I would hit this with the force of 1000 Hurricane Katrinas.
~~~~~Live. Laugh. Love.~~~~~
KK is definitely classy…..just look at her…..
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