"Who Said It: Mitt Romney Vs. Mr. Burns"

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ohai's picture

“I’m a CPA! I got money b***h!”

bromion's picture

I don’t really understand Romney. Either he’s a moron with a big mouth, or he has the worst strategist of all time. His wife might be a moron, too. “I don’t feel rich” – whaaaaaat? Seriously, how can you be so successful yet so bad at presenting yourself?

“I lost my wife to a margin call. Wives get mad when you come home and say, ‘Sweetheart, I lost the house today.’” - Dennis Gartman on trading mistakes

FrankArabia's picture

his wife is not hot…..

ohai's picture

They’re also like 60 years old. By that age, even Amanda Lang will be saggy…

“I’m a CPA! I got money b***h!”

FrankArabia's picture

well…he is rich enough to get a Kim Kardinshian……

ohai's picture

Just because you could leave your wife of 30 years and get with young girls doesn’t mean you should…

“I’m a CPA! I got money b***h!”

bromion's picture

But it also might mean you shouldn’t not leave your wife and get with young girls? Just playing Devil’s Advocate here.

“I lost my wife to a margin call. Wives get mad when you come home and say, ‘Sweetheart, I lost the house today.’” - Dennis Gartman on trading mistakes

ohai's picture

True. However, in taking Frank’s implication - that rich Romney having an old wife is some kind of disconnect - the impetus is to show that {old wife|rich} is wrong, not {hot girls|rich}.

“I’m a CPA! I got money b***h!”

higgmond's picture

Mitt actually said “varmints”?  I didn’t think anyone other than Carl Spackler acutally used the word varmint.

I’m a creepy-ass cracka.

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