I miss a number of ex’es kittys as well BChad. Even the dumb ones…
+1 lol
“I lost my wife to a margin call. Wives get mad when you come home and say, ‘Sweetheart, I lost the house today.’” - Dennis Gartman on trading mistakes
i thought this thread was about something more humorous.
so I’ll hijack it and share that one day I was walking out of my office and let one get away right in front of our receptionist. i did the loud cough too late to cover it up. she pretended not to hear. i wish i was the type of person to show no remorse and make a joke of it, like say “you’re welcome!” as I left.
Yeah. I remember I was getting out the car with a big Indian Politician, whose name rhymes with Gurudas Kamat, and he was telling me that, “India is the future,” as we look out of the horizon from the highway.
Immediately in front of me a man is squatting and squeezing one out in the drainage ditch next to the road.
I, personally like it. If I’m stuck in traffic at a red light I just get out of my car and piss on the bushes in the median. It’s brilliant. I wish Americans could relax a little bit more.
Formerly ChickenTikka - Member of the Order of the Righteous Rusty Hacksaw
Hahaha I saw plenty of that in China – wow, there’s a dude taking a dump on the sidewalk, that’s awesome!
No doubt both countries are up and comers, but they have a loooooong way to go before they will seriously challenge the US.
“I lost my wife to a margin call. Wives get mad when you come home and say, ‘Sweetheart, I lost the house today.’” - Dennis Gartman on trading mistakes
Someone took a dump on the Great Wall. I saw the “leavings” when I visited there. I’m not sure if this was just because of the lack of bathrooms, or if it was someone’s dream to poo on one of the world’s great wonders. Next: the Taj Mahal? Mt. Rushmore? Lenin’s tomb?
+1 lol
“I lost my wife to a margin call. Wives get mad when you come home and say, ‘Sweetheart, I lost the house today.’” - Dennis Gartman on trading mistakes
i thought this thread was about something more humorous.
so I’ll hijack it and share that one day I was walking out of my office and let one get away right in front of our receptionist. i did the loud cough too late to cover it up. she pretended not to hear. i wish i was the type of person to show no remorse and make a joke of it, like say “you’re welcome!” as I left.
KISS MY CONVERSE.
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I’m gonna use that, “You’re welcome.” Brilliant!
One of things I love about where I live is that I can fart anytime. Nobody even notices.
Formerly ChickenTikka - Member of the Order of the Righteous Rusty Hacksaw
People over there can actually take a sh!t anywhere they want, don’t they?
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Yeah. I remember I was getting out the car with a big Indian Politician, whose name rhymes with Gurudas Kamat, and he was telling me that, “India is the future,” as we look out of the horizon from the highway.
Immediately in front of me a man is squatting and squeezing one out in the drainage ditch next to the road.
I, personally like it. If I’m stuck in traffic at a red light I just get out of my car and piss on the bushes in the median. It’s brilliant. I wish Americans could relax a little bit more.
Formerly ChickenTikka - Member of the Order of the Righteous Rusty Hacksaw
Hahaha I saw plenty of that in China – wow, there’s a dude taking a dump on the sidewalk, that’s awesome!
No doubt both countries are up and comers, but they have a loooooong way to go before they will seriously challenge the US.
“I lost my wife to a margin call. Wives get mad when you come home and say, ‘Sweetheart, I lost the house today.’” - Dennis Gartman on trading mistakes
Someone took a dump on the Great Wall. I saw the “leavings” when I visited there. I’m not sure if this was just because of the lack of bathrooms, or if it was someone’s dream to poo on one of the world’s great wonders. Next: the Taj Mahal? Mt. Rushmore? Lenin’s tomb?
“I’m a CPA! I got money b***h!”
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Yeah, I have a similar dream: to take a dump kim kardashian.
Formerly ChickenTikka - Member of the Order of the Righteous Rusty Hacksaw
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