In fact, I think that should be a rule for definining an HCB: would you be proud to introduce her to your parents? If that test fails, she can’t be an HCB.
In fact, I think that should be a rule for definining an HCB: would you be proud to introduce her to your parents? If that test fails, she can’t be an HCB.
not bad. stripper totally fails as a HCB though
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NYE in Montreal when I was 19 made for some very interesting strip club shenanigans (sp?). Sadly, I haven’t hit a strip club there since but I am sure it wouldn’t live up to my rose-colored memory.
“Some people make shoes. Some people make houses. We make money and people are willing pay us a lot to make money for them.”
strip clubs not for me. i’m a lap dance virgin…..doesn’t make sense for me to pay a women 20 bucks for 5 mins of work……until i get paid that much for my time, its not happening…..
I love strip clubs. Cheetah’s in Vegas has been my favorite US club so far. The girls will just chat with you for a while, opposed to other clubs where they ignore you unless you’re paying.
I was just out there for a bachelor party with group of 15 or so. All of us all had girls on our laps, while we were just sitting around drinking and shooting the shit together. Some of the guys don’t like lap dances, so they just got shoulder massages, which the girls were totally fine doing. I’m not one of those guys, though.
I have a stripper friend. It’s pretty annoying actually. Always emo posts bombing your facebook about life and b*tching about everything. Then they’re frequently trying to drag you into their stripper problems, trying to borrow money etc. I put up with her cause she helps me find things.
My good friend dated a stripper. Dumped her after 2 months for a less attractive woman. Couldn’t handle the high maintenance, the constant drama and the drugs. They also have no concept of time. They’ll just show up at your appartment at 4 am on a Wednesday to chill out.
My good friend dated a stripper. Dumped her after 2 months for a less attractive woman. Couldn’t handle the high maintenance, the constant drama and the drugs. They also have no concept of time. They’ll just show up at your appartment at 4 am on a Wednesday to chill out.
A stripper randomly showing up at your place at 4am….sounds pretty awesome to me! I would never want to have a relationship with a stripper, just saying…
I have a stripper friend. It’s pretty annoying actually. Always emo posts bombing your facebook about life and b*tching about everything. Then they’re frequently trying to drag you into their stripper problems, trying to borrow money etc. I put up with her cause she helps me find things.
Cracks me up…”their stripper problems”. Would love to hear the details!!
I knew a coworker who tried to make a stripper his girlfriend once, personally I thought the guy was totally nuts, but he wouldn’t listen to reason. These people are leeches, that’s their purpose in life, to suck off of guys (not to be confused with “suck off guys”). Once the host is sucked dry…move to a next victim!
No, not at all. Some of them are very chill, but be cautious. Remember, their job is to empty out wallets night in and night out. Not all the stereotypes are true, but I do feel most of them have issues with men due to the nature of the job.
I was in Times Square, and I was walking by Lace and noticed a woman heading out of that club by herself. It made me think “Hmm… what kind of woman goes there by herself?”
Then I thought about the answer a bit more.
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of course…….undervalued HCBs…..
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What about an overpoked stripper?
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live in a country with legalized prostitution for a few years and the biggest joke about the united states are the strip clubs.
step your game up at brothels :)
Strip clubs in the US are a complete joke. Complete wastes of time.
Strip clubs in Canada are worth hitting. Some good ones in Montreal.
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A classy stripper? Isn’t that a bit of an oxymoron.
Great for a shag no doubt, but would you really be proud to introduce her to your parents?
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In fact, I think that should be a rule for definining an HCB: would you be proud to introduce her to your parents? If that test fails, she can’t be an HCB.
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not bad. stripper totally fails as a HCB though
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I was dragged to a strip club on Vancouver Island several years back… it was rather boring.
I can imagine that Montreal might have something interesting, though.
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it can happen, i’m not saying its the norm……if sasha grey can be a classy babe, than, well….certain strippers can too
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I like drinking in them. The girls are a side show.
Your money could be much better spent in other countries. I used to think Canada had great strip clubs. Then I moved to Russia.
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please elaborate…i love HCBs from Russia…..is russia dangerous though?
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Yeah, particularly if you don’t look russian (pale and white). You can get a similar experience with less hassle and danger in Estonia.
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NYE in Montreal when I was 19 made for some very interesting strip club shenanigans (sp?). Sadly, I haven’t hit a strip club there since but I am sure it wouldn’t live up to my rose-colored memory.
“Some people make shoes. Some people make houses. We make money and people are willing pay us a lot to make money for them.”
strip clubs not for me. i’m a lap dance virgin…..doesn’t make sense for me to pay a women 20 bucks for 5 mins of work……until i get paid that much for my time, its not happening…..
What about Demi Moore in strip tease?
“I’m a CPA! I got money b***h!”
I love strip clubs. Cheetah’s in Vegas has been my favorite US club so far. The girls will just chat with you for a while, opposed to other clubs where they ignore you unless you’re paying.
I was just out there for a bachelor party with group of 15 or so. All of us all had girls on our laps, while we were just sitting around drinking and shooting the shit together. Some of the guys don’t like lap dances, so they just got shoulder massages, which the girls were totally fine doing. I’m not one of those guys, though.
i would like to be a strippers friend…….
I have a stripper friend. It’s pretty annoying actually. Always emo posts bombing your facebook about life and b*tching about everything. Then they’re frequently trying to drag you into their stripper problems, trying to borrow money etc. I put up with her cause she helps me find things.
I used to smoke pot and go to class.
Sneak in ten minutes late with a bullsh*t excuse.
Slink down low at my desk.
Pray to god nobody asked me any questions.
I was the best teacher ever.
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Yeah, too much work having a stripper friend. High maintenance, bad judgement, and highly suspicious of men. No thanks.
Sticking with the Pipe Dream Extreme, thank you very much!
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My good friend dated a stripper. Dumped her after 2 months for a less attractive woman. Couldn’t handle the high maintenance, the constant drama and the drugs. They also have no concept of time. They’ll just show up at your appartment at 4 am on a Wednesday to chill out.
…..dating a stripper is probably not for me anyways…..i think you have to be pretty cool in any case to get them….
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I’m friends with a few. Tread lightly.
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A stripper randomly showing up at your place at 4am….sounds pretty awesome to me! I would never want to have a relationship with a stripper, just saying…
Haha, right on man! I gotta give you a call and swap stories on that sometime.
I used to smoke pot and go to class.
Sneak in ten minutes late with a bullsh*t excuse.
Slink down low at my desk.
Pray to god nobody asked me any questions.
I was the best teacher ever.
Cracks me up…”their stripper problems”. Would love to hear the details!!
I knew a coworker who tried to make a stripper his girlfriend once, personally I thought the guy was totally nuts, but he wouldn’t listen to reason. These people are leeches, that’s their purpose in life, to suck off of guys (not to be confused with “suck off guys”). Once the host is sucked dry…move to a next victim!
so you’re saying these ppl should be avoided?
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No, not at all. Some of them are very chill, but be cautious. Remember, their job is to empty out wallets night in and night out. Not all the stereotypes are true, but I do feel most of them have issues with men due to the nature of the job.
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My rant will come. Stay tuned.
Would stripping at Scores be CFA qualifying experience?
I was in Times Square, and I was walking by Lace and noticed a woman heading out of that club by herself. It made me think “Hmm… what kind of woman goes there by herself?”
Then I thought about the answer a bit more.
You want a quote? Haven’t I written enough already???
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