Real life Barbie doll

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itera's picture

is this for real?

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bromion's picture

MIND = BLOWN

Super creepy in the hottest way possible… but mostly just creepy

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bromion's picture

Am having a difficult time believing this picture is real. The waist / torso looks wrong. I guess technically possible, but more likely photoshopped.

http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/2012/04/barbie-slim-waist.jpg

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itera's picture

I say its fake.  The color schemes on this last link just look really off

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FrankArabia's picture

sick

CFABLACKBELT's picture

Saw this the other day.  Pretty much same opinion as OP; I can’t decide whether I’m attracted to her or just disgusted.  Either way I’m creeped out.

ohai's picture

You should watch the movie “Splice” starring Adrien Brody (and some lady). Basically, the plot is that they combine human DNA and animal DNA to produce some sort of mutant human-animal creature.

And then towards then end of the movie, Adrien Brody has sex with it. 

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1017460/

“I’m a CPA! I got money b***h!”

bchad's picture

Look up “Uncanny Valley” on Google or Wikipedia and you’ll understand your reactions to it.

I guess this doll is posable, yes?

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bromion's picture

bchadwick wrote:

Look up “Uncanny Valley” on Google or Wikipedia and you’ll understand your reactions to it.

I guess this doll is posable, yes?

Never heard of that before, very cool, thanks for sharing

“I lost my wife to a margin call. Wives get mad when you come home and say, ‘Sweetheart, I lost the house today.’” - Dennis Gartman on trading mistakes

guest's picture

creepy indeed

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ohai wrote:

You should watch the movie “Splice” starring Adrien Brody (and some lady). Basically, the plot is that they combine human DNA and animal DNA to produce some sort of mutant human-animal creature.

And then towards then end of the movie, Adrien Brody has sex with it. 

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1017460/

I saw the movie a few months ago on cable, but missed a little bit.  Did the creature (Dren was her name) later change gender, or was Adrien Brody’s girlfriend impregnated by the offspring of Dren and Adrien Brody?

You can fondle the cube, but it will not respond.

Black Swan's picture

I read the plot on wikipedia.  It changed gender.  So weird.

I used to smoke pot and go to class.  

Sneak in ten minutes late with a bullsh*t excuse.  

Slink down low at my desk.  

Pray to god nobody asked me any questions.

I was the best teacher ever.

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Black Swan wrote:

I read the plot on wikipedia.  It changed gender.  So weird.

I read it too, I gotta see that movie now.

“I lost my wife to a margin call. Wives get mad when you come home and say, ‘Sweetheart, I lost the house today.’” - Dennis Gartman on trading mistakes

higgmond's picture

It’s one of those movies where you sit there wondering why you’re watching it, but just can’t seem to turn it off.

You can fondle the cube, but it will not respond.

bromion's picture

Yeah, I got that reading the description. I don’t expect it to be that good… still gonna watch it.

“I lost my wife to a margin call. Wives get mad when you come home and say, ‘Sweetheart, I lost the house today.’” - Dennis Gartman on trading mistakes

Inner Evil Voice's picture

On behalf of our beloved Analyst Forum community I would volunteer to take a deep sniff down there at her *area* to see whether she’s 100% a human female or not …. mmmmmmm.

bromion's picture

I watched Splice last night. Solid B movie.

We need a ruling Frankie. Is Dren a HCB?

“I lost my wife to a margin call. Wives get mad when you come home and say, ‘Sweetheart, I lost the house today.’” - Dennis Gartman on trading mistakes

higgmond's picture

I think the whole turning into a male thing disqualifies her.

You can fondle the cube, but it will not respond.

bromion's picture

higgmond wrote:

I think the whole turning into a male thing disqualifies her.

Woah, hang on there. Let’s let Frank answer.

“I lost my wife to a margin call. Wives get mad when you come home and say, ‘Sweetheart, I lost the house today.’” - Dennis Gartman on trading mistakes

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