So far so good. Started last weekend and still on it. It’s almost amazing how this stuff works. I’m one who has a bm every morning so I always have my first dump before I leave for work. And that first one is quite explosive. A combination liquid, gas and solid, in descending order. No pun intended. I usually get three bms within 2hr of waking up, and that works for me cuz I drive around a lot for work. I deliver the last 1-2 bms to McDonalds, BK or Panera, whichever one is closest when I take my breaks. I did the fruit and salad thing over the weekend but once Monday started I have been eating the junk again. I did the same with the ACV as well. Though I’m not doing it exactly as recommended I’m seeing results. I feel less bloated, lost 5lb and I don’t feel tired all the time.
Just ordered another 60 pill bottle because I’ll run out soon. Taking 8 pills each night. I recommend buying the 120 pill bottle if you are over 170 lb. I was 192 (good-looking and athletic tho, not the gross type) when I started.
Dude, that’s so sweet. Hopefully your post inspires others to join the movement (pun intended)
I ordered the 120 pill bottle incase my GF or anyone at work wanted to join me for the fun. I’m thinking about doing it for a night or 2 next week, just for some routine maintenence.
Im not sure what the organic ACV is supposed to do but they said it has over 100 health related benfits on the website… it taste super nasty though.
I take a dose about once a week to clear the pipes. Helps keep my healthy momentum going. Paying attention to plumbing is very important. My bottle is about gone though. I only got the 60 count and got 2 clenses out of it. Time to re-up to the 120 count.
That ACV coction is nasty. I used to do shots of it to just get it over with. Mixing it with water is rancid.
First, welcome to the club Econgirl. Second, after I run my internet weight regression, I see that you actually weigh 146 without shoes on in a bikini. Third, I’d take 4 as instructed. Up it to 6 if you don’t take the browns to the superbowl 3-5x the following day.
Wait, so do people really have “15 to 20 pounds” of compacted fecal matter, as claimed by the product description? So, they are saying that 10% of our body weight is poo?
^ Prob not that much. But with all processed crap we eat, our body takes longer to digest and dispose it. It feels nice to clean out the plumbing. I had about 8 pounds backed up. While a healthy digestive systyem can process and dispose of food in ~4 hours, most Americans take 4-5x that long. Not good.
So, while we’re being gross here, I’m going to ask something that not many people have stopped to think about:
Aside from the obvious differences in color and consistency, what is the difference between poo and pee? They’re both waste products, but why are there two types???
(I have an answer, but will wait to reveal it)
You want a quote? Haven’t I written enough already???
I thought pee has to do with filtering certain things out of your blood stream.
I think the better question is why the penis is used for both pee and reproduction. You would think that mammals would have evolved another organ for sanitary reasons.
Took 6 pills last night. Couldn’t sleep well because my tummy was grumbling and am having trouble studying today because it is just like having a mild tummy ache with the runs. All my poo so far has been garden fresh liquified.
If you have to try it, leave it til after the exam.
Difference between poo and pee…
I have always wondering why if I eat colorful things, why does my poo always come out brown?
CFA/MBA does the intercept in your regression reflect that I’m always wet?
Ok, poo is mostly stuff that you ate, but which never entered your bloodstream (basically, unabsorbed stuff, plus some water and bile). It’s brown because of the brown-colored bile excreted by your liver to assist with making nutrients able to be abosrbed. Bile is the same stuff that tastes really bitter and yucky if you vomit. If your poo doesn’t come out brown, you should suspect a liver problem of some sort because it means that there isn’t any bile in the stool. It also means that there are probably lots of nutrients that aren’t being absorbed because the bile hasn’t been there.
Pee is nutrients that got absorbed into your bloodstream by your small intestines, then absorbed by your cells, then got used and spit back out by your cells into your bloodstream. The kidneys filter it and mix with water to get it out of your body. So it’s basically nutrients that went into your cells and then out of them. Pee is basically cellular poo + water.
This is relevant because of the effects of processed food. Processed food that can’t be absorbed at all can get stuck in your insides, and the product in the thread helps clear that out and presumably makes it easier to absorb nutrients. Some processed food can be absorbed by your bloodstream, and the bigger danger is that it can accumulate like plaque inside or between your cells.
As for why urine and sperm are both passed through the same canal, it turns out that urine is not a bad antibacterial agent, so it helps keep the pathway clean. It may well have helped evolution by ensuring that you don’t pump any more nasty agents into a potential mother than you would ordinarily do. Presumably, seminal fluid has some agent that helps neutralize any bad effects of a few leftover molecules. Uric acid is acidic (as is the vagina), and so seminal fluid tends to have a lot of hydroxyl molecules to neutralize the acidity, which is why it tends to smell like chlorox bleach (and reportedly tastes bitter to varying degrees).
You want a quote? Haven’t I written enough already???
Bchad you’re wrong on so many levels. Poo, as you call it, is the by product of digestion. It’s a mixture of partly digested food and numerous secretions (including bile) from the gut. Bile is not exactly brown, it’s closer to dark green in most people ( the color varies with race, can be yellish brown but mostly dark green from what I’ve seen) and you’re right about the bitterness. The color of poo is usually, not always, some shade of brown. Poo color depends on so many things, not just bile. If you have black or red stool and haven’t been taking any medication then you probably have a bleed somewhere in your gut. You might want to check with your doctor if that happens. Any other stool color is usually due to some benign reason. Such reasons include an too little bile or an imbalance of some enzyme(s), too much greens, Kool Aid, Jello, etc.
Pee is waste product from the blood. The blood collects waste products (mostly ammonia, urea, and salts) from all the organs of the body. The kidneys filter the blood and removes almost all the waste, mixes it with water and then deposit the mixture into the bladder, that’s pee.
Ohai, good question. There is no sanitary issue here as pee is actually sterile (barring any infectioins of course) until it exits the body and contacts the atmosphere. The waste in urine should include no bacteria for healthy individuals.
No more medical advice should be given on this forum.
If dudes would have gotten two penises as a result of evolution, where the second one would be located? between the balls and the cornh0le? side by side? So many possibilities.
Well, we did get a pair of testicles, as opposed to just one. Presumably, this is to prevent a loss of reproductive ability if one testicle is destroyed. Maybe a secondary penis would also make sense - you know, just in case the first one is somehow severed. Or perhaps a regenerating penis.
Uh, what I posted is consistent with your description. To the extent that I was wrong, it was because what I said was incomplete, but I never used language that said I was being exhaustive. I merely communicated the gist of the difference, not the full physiological description that you provided.
You want a quote? Haven’t I written enough already???
CFA/MBA does the intercept in your regression reflect that I’m always wet?
That is not the intercept. I had to add a qualitative variable via dummy coding at the end of my multiple regression. Since you are always wet, I could make it a constant factor. Who knew stats could be so s3xy.
Wait, like wet when a girl is about to, “you know” or wet like out of a shower. I was under the assumption that she was wet from the bath tub which added a incremental amount of weight to the scale.
Someone else found the link and commented on the similarities. I thought it was amusing, though couldn’t figure out what’s the deal here.
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Here is how I found a pure mind, body, and soul synced to the power of oneness.
Many of the sites I saw told me that it was important to clean my colon because of the toxins that fester in the lower GI. It all made sense to me. As we all know, or should know, the colon’s main function is the reabsorption of nutrients and water into our bodies, and the elimination of toxic wastes through regular bowel movements. When your bowels are impacted, problems can arise, such as constipation, hemorrhoids, ulcerative colitis and colon cancer.
Now, stay with me here: if the walls of your intestines/colon/bowels are caked with years and years of butt mud, and your colon doesn’t operate properly, won’t that have an ill effect on your entire being? Even worse yet, as some sites claimed, over time, might one actually start to absorb the caked-on shit into your bloodstream? I believe we can all agree is bad… right?! Quite frankly, I was scared into action!
I stumbled across a product called Oxypowder. Their website went over everything you need to know and more (I encourage everyone to go there), including all of the symptoms one can expect from a filthy colon. Common symptoms resulting from accumulated toxins in the bowel can include headaches, bad breath, allergy symptoms, acne, PMS, fatigue, depression, irritability, bloating, and frequent infections. Good Lord… I have some of those! Well, except the PMS part. (Being a man and all, if I had PMS I think the least of my problems would be a dirty colon!)
The basic point of their site: if you have a healthy colon, you will be healthy. Without hesitation, I ordered a bottle of the stuff, which arrived about a week later. I decided to wait until the end of the weekend to start the process. I followed the instructions, taking ten capsules on an empty stomach before I went to bed Sunday evening.
Monday morning came along, and I didn’t notice anything out of the ordinary. I woke up and was going about my business on the computer when I felt a little pressure building up. I decided to go with a fart. Mid-fart, I felt something wasn’t quite right, so I stopped. Unlike some of the people on AF, I have never confused the difference between a fart and “something else.” I have a crack (no pun intended) team of specialists running the show back there. The second something seems to be going awry, they lock things up tighter than a maximum-security penitentiary. To this date, knock on wood, nothing has ever escaped without having the proper papers. There is no early release program, no work release program, and not a chance for parole. They are to serve their full sentence, no exceptions!
So I stopped the fart and decided I’d better continue this hovering above the safety of a toilet. Once there, I simply relaxed. I’m not really sure how to accurately describe this, but things just sort of fell out of my ass. Nothing spectacular, but when I turned around to admire my work, I was taken aback by what I saw: the once-clear water of the toilet now resembled beef and barley soup!
If I’m not mistaken, I’m pretty sure I saw a few pieces of gum I had swallowed years ago in there. But I’m certain I did see one lone corn kernel, and I hadn’t had corn in over a week! I remember saying to myself, “Geez, I guess that stuff really does work.” I cleaned up, which was surprisingly easy, and went back to the computer.
About thirty minutes passed until I felt the urge to purge again. I went back to the bathroom and started anew. This time, something was definitely different. I started to go when all of a sudden a torrent of liquid shot out of my rectum with such force that I was worried it would suck my balls into my body and shoot them out of my ass along with everything else, turning me inside out like a sock. I took the Lord’s name in vain, adding several middle names that don’t appear in any scripture I’ve ever seen.
When it stopped, I cleaned up. Again, cleanup was surprisingly easy, but closer inspection of the toilet itself revealed that the rim had poop shrapnel all over it. I ended up doing more wiping up of the rim and seat than of my butt itself!
This went on throughout the day, reaching its crescendo around dump number four, during which – I kid you not – a jet of old foul hot saucelike butt water shot out of me for a solid five seconds.
All in all, I crapped about nine times that day. The instructions told me to do this every day for a week, then every other day until my bottle ran out. I made it five days, at which point I felt that I couldn’t possibly have anything more in me. Days Four and Five weren’t nearly as eventful as the previous three – only two or three “movements” each day. I should have stuck it out the whole week, but I had too many things to take care of the following weekend and didn’t want to have to change my plans for pooping purposes.
My conclusion: if you really, and I mean REALLY, want to clean yourself out, get a bottle of this stuff! You will be absolutely amazed! The only drawback is you won’t want to ever be that far from a toilet. If you’ll be away from a toilet for any extended period of time during your workday, I wouldn’t try it. I ended up losing eight pounds.
Oxypowder provided me with several days of entertainment, and I really did feel better. I still have about half a bottle of the stuff, and have done one treatment in the last month or so, when I felt that there was an imbalance in the input-output department. Needless to say, it puts stuff back into equilibrium very quickly.
You want a quote? Haven’t I written enough already???
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So how’d it go?
I’ll take those k cups off your hands for ten cents each. What varieties are we talking?
You can fondle the cube, but it will not respond.
For $6 bucks I’d rather just give them to friends or something than drive to the post office…
I’ll keep drinking coffee until after the exam, then maybe I’ll try to quit.
^ ok, $0.15 each. You could by 2 or 3 erasable pens with $9!
You can fondle the cube, but it will not respond.
Erasable pens? Deal! Those are like currency to lvl 3 candidates!
So far so good. Started last weekend and still on it. It’s almost amazing how this stuff works. I’m one who has a bm every morning so I always have my first dump before I leave for work. And that first one is quite explosive. A combination liquid, gas and solid, in descending order. No pun intended. I usually get three bms within 2hr of waking up, and that works for me cuz I drive around a lot for work. I deliver the last 1-2 bms to McDonalds, BK or Panera, whichever one is closest when I take my breaks. I did the fruit and salad thing over the weekend but once Monday started I have been eating the junk again. I did the same with the ACV as well. Though I’m not doing it exactly as recommended I’m seeing results. I feel less bloated, lost 5lb and I don’t feel tired all the time.
Just ordered another 60 pill bottle because I’ll run out soon. Taking 8 pills each night. I recommend buying the 120 pill bottle if you are over 170 lb. I was 192 (good-looking and athletic tho, not the gross type) when I started.
I recommend it.
Dude, that’s so sweet. Hopefully your post inspires others to join the movement (pun intended)
I ordered the 120 pill bottle incase my GF or anyone at work wanted to join me for the fun. I’m thinking about doing it for a night or 2 next week, just for some routine maintenence.
Im not sure what the organic ACV is supposed to do but they said it has over 100 health related benfits on the website… it taste super nasty though.
Keep us posted.
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I take a dose about once a week to clear the pipes. Helps keep my healthy momentum going. Paying attention to plumbing is very important. My bottle is about gone though. I only got the 60 count and got 2 clenses out of it. Time to re-up to the 120 count.
That ACV coction is nasty. I used to do shots of it to just get it over with. Mixing it with water is rancid.
ACV shots? that’s brave. Can’t kiss anyone after that. That sh!t can break up any relationship. Had to chew gum after each consumption.
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My bottle of Oxy Powder just came in the mail. I’m kind of excited. Gonna use the library washrooms.
Do I swallow these things whole or dump the powder in the water?
How many should I take? I weigh 130 lbs when I’m wet.
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First, welcome to the club Econgirl. Second, after I run my internet weight regression, I see that you actually weigh 146 without shoes on in a bikini. Third, I’d take 4 as instructed. Up it to 6 if you don’t take the browns to the superbowl 3-5x the following day.
Wait, so do people really have “15 to 20 pounds” of compacted fecal matter, as claimed by the product description? So, they are saying that 10% of our body weight is poo?
http://www.google.com/products/catalog?sugexp=chrome,mod%3D12&q=oxy+powder&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=shop&cid=8982283776631758301&sa=X&ei=3sO_T8iYEea42QWpqNmyCg&ved=0CK0BEPMCMAE
“I’m a CPA! I got money b***h!”
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^ Prob not that much. But with all processed crap we eat, our body takes longer to digest and dispose it. It feels nice to clean out the plumbing. I had about 8 pounds backed up. While a healthy digestive systyem can process and dispose of food in ~4 hours, most Americans take 4-5x that long. Not good.
So, while we’re being gross here, I’m going to ask something that not many people have stopped to think about:
Aside from the obvious differences in color and consistency, what is the difference between poo and pee? They’re both waste products, but why are there two types???
(I have an answer, but will wait to reveal it)
You want a quote? Haven’t I written enough already???
I thought pee has to do with filtering certain things out of your blood stream.
I think the better question is why the penis is used for both pee and reproduction. You would think that mammals would have evolved another organ for sanitary reasons.
“I’m a CPA! I got money b***h!”
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Took 6 pills last night. Couldn’t sleep well because my tummy was grumbling and am having trouble studying today because it is just like having a mild tummy ache with the runs. All my poo so far has been garden fresh liquified.
If you have to try it, leave it til after the exam.
Difference between poo and pee…
I have always wondering why if I eat colorful things, why does my poo always come out brown?
CFA/MBA does the intercept in your regression reflect that I’m always wet?
Ok, poo is mostly stuff that you ate, but which never entered your bloodstream (basically, unabsorbed stuff, plus some water and bile). It’s brown because of the brown-colored bile excreted by your liver to assist with making nutrients able to be abosrbed. Bile is the same stuff that tastes really bitter and yucky if you vomit. If your poo doesn’t come out brown, you should suspect a liver problem of some sort because it means that there isn’t any bile in the stool. It also means that there are probably lots of nutrients that aren’t being absorbed because the bile hasn’t been there.
Pee is nutrients that got absorbed into your bloodstream by your small intestines, then absorbed by your cells, then got used and spit back out by your cells into your bloodstream. The kidneys filter it and mix with water to get it out of your body. So it’s basically nutrients that went into your cells and then out of them. Pee is basically cellular poo + water.
This is relevant because of the effects of processed food. Processed food that can’t be absorbed at all can get stuck in your insides, and the product in the thread helps clear that out and presumably makes it easier to absorb nutrients. Some processed food can be absorbed by your bloodstream, and the bigger danger is that it can accumulate like plaque inside or between your cells.
As for why urine and sperm are both passed through the same canal, it turns out that urine is not a bad antibacterial agent, so it helps keep the pathway clean. It may well have helped evolution by ensuring that you don’t pump any more nasty agents into a potential mother than you would ordinarily do. Presumably, seminal fluid has some agent that helps neutralize any bad effects of a few leftover molecules. Uric acid is acidic (as is the vagina), and so seminal fluid tends to have a lot of hydroxyl molecules to neutralize the acidity, which is why it tends to smell like chlorox bleach (and reportedly tastes bitter to varying degrees).
You want a quote? Haven’t I written enough already???
Bchad you’re wrong on so many levels. Poo, as you call it, is the by product of digestion. It’s a mixture of partly digested food and numerous secretions (including bile) from the gut. Bile is not exactly brown, it’s closer to dark green in most people ( the color varies with race, can be yellish brown but mostly dark green from what I’ve seen) and you’re right about the bitterness. The color of poo is usually, not always, some shade of brown. Poo color depends on so many things, not just bile. If you have black or red stool and haven’t been taking any medication then you probably have a bleed somewhere in your gut. You might want to check with your doctor if that happens. Any other stool color is usually due to some benign reason. Such reasons include an too little bile or an imbalance of some enzyme(s), too much greens, Kool Aid, Jello, etc.
Pee is waste product from the blood. The blood collects waste products (mostly ammonia, urea, and salts) from all the organs of the body. The kidneys filter the blood and removes almost all the waste, mixes it with water and then deposit the mixture into the bladder, that’s pee.
Ohai, good question. There is no sanitary issue here as pee is actually sterile (barring any infectioins of course) until it exits the body and contacts the atmosphere. The waste in urine should include no bacteria for healthy individuals.
No more medical advice should be given on this forum.
If dudes would have gotten two penises as a result of evolution, where the second one would be located? between the balls and the cornh0le? side by side? So many possibilities.
Well, we did get a pair of testicles, as opposed to just one. Presumably, this is to prevent a loss of reproductive ability if one testicle is destroyed. Maybe a secondary penis would also make sense - you know, just in case the first one is somehow severed. Or perhaps a regenerating penis.
“I’m a CPA! I got money b***h!”
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all penises should be 1.25x justified leading girth/length multiple
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Ahha I just got 69 points!
Uh, what I posted is consistent with your description. To the extent that I was wrong, it was because what I said was incomplete, but I never used language that said I was being exhaustive. I merely communicated the gist of the difference, not the full physiological description that you provided.
You want a quote? Haven’t I written enough already???
You have false info in paragraphs one and two, that’s for sure.
The second penis should be on your forehead so you can double your pleasure simultaneously.
Hope. It is the quintessential human delusion, simultaneously the source of your greatest strength, and greatest weakness.
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That is not the intercept. I had to add a qualitative variable via dummy coding at the end of my multiple regression. Since you are always wet, I could make it a constant factor. Who knew stats could be so s3xy.
How does an “internet weight regression” show that someone is “wet”? That’s like saying “I weigh 2 pounds more when I have a boner”.
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Wait, like wet when a girl is about to, “you know” or wet like out of a shower. I was under the assumption that she was wet from the bath tub which added a incremental amount of weight to the scale.
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I’m just dicking around with the expression of weighing more when you are wet.
CFA/MBA - I for sure meant intercept.
CFAvsMBA, are you this JoeC guy? He seems to have the same colorful descriptiveness that you have, particularly starting on paragraph 4.
http://www.poopreport.com/Consumer/Content/Oxypowder/oxypowder.html
Someone else found the link and commented on the similarities. I thought it was amusing, though couldn’t figure out what’s the deal here.
You want a quote? Haven’t I written enough already???
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