havent showered in 2 weeks

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.prhyme.'s picture

havent showered in a week and a half and wont till sunday, so i’ma be ready to go saturday.

i’ma make sure that not only can they see how hard i been reading their stupid books but that they can also smell how hard i’ve been studying.

you think they’d dock me a couple points and try to say that my appearance or smell violates some ethical or professional standard?

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zizou's picture

no, but i do feel horrible for whoever sits next to you….

gdiddy's picture

Remember the story about that one lady who had the toilet seat stuck to her ass? That’s me with my desk chair.

hotdawg's picture

you violate I.d and VII.a

ps. i haven’t shaved in two weeks, like NHL

ponyBiz's picture

i didn’t shave for a week, then i shaved yesterday and my practice test score got a little better :)
Cleanliness is next to CFAness!!!

stokey99's picture

i am similar, i too have not shaved for quite a while and am beginning to look as though im wanted by the authorities.

but the practice test score/shaving correlation seems slightly flawed as i have not yet de-bearded and am experiencing a rising average too.

it is akin to the logic that most deaths can be linked with eating fruit because most, if not all people who die have been known to have eaten fruit in their lifetime.

…this is why i dont eat fruit

.prhyme.'s picture

if they try to dock me about my smell for some ethical or professional standard, i’ma deck them for their error-filled mock and sample exams.

how can they expect me to get my act together when they dont even have theirs together?

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cfasuicide's picture

i haven’t showered since sunday.

kochunni69's picture

Please tell me you are you are not in Hall C at McCormix center…:)

cfasuicide's picture

haha, no. i’m taking the exam on long island. as far as i’m concerned i’m taking it by myself…i have yet to meet anyone taking the exam at the same location as me!

zizou's picture

then it’ll be ok for you to throw up!

amberpower's picture

I am at McCormick Place, but I have showered. :P

cfasuicide's picture

zizou Wrote:
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> then it’ll be ok for you to throw up!

this is true!

kochunni69's picture

amberpower Wrote:
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> I am at McCormick Place, but I have showered. :P

Good luck Amber. I hope the traffic won’t be that bad on #55.

amberpower's picture

I am coming from the city, but I am guessing it will be pretty smooth sailing. What time you plan on arriving? Good luck to you too!

Hank0414x's picture

cfasuicide Wrote:
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> haha, no. i’m taking the exam on long island. as
> far as i’m concerned i’m taking it by myself…i
> have yet to meet anyone taking the exam at the
> same location as me!

Hey I am taking it in Long Island as well!

cfasuicide's picture

Hank0414x Wrote:
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> cfasuicide Wrote:
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> > haha, no. i’m taking the exam on long island.
> as
> > far as i’m concerned i’m taking it by
> myself…i
> > have yet to meet anyone taking the exam at the
> > same location as me!
>
>
> Hey I am taking it in Long Island as well!

awesome! i’ll be the little smelly blonde girl puking everywhere. :)

Hank0414x's picture

ok I will try to not be near you :)

Suffolk CC?

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kochunni69 Wrote:
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> Please tell me you are you are not in Hall C at
> McCormix center…:)

Ha, i’ll be wearing shorts and my michael jordan jersey (for good luck), especially if its as hot as its been lately, so you’ll recognize me if you see me

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cfasuicide's picture

yep, suffolk. i hope there will be signs as to where the health whatever center is….i didn’t make the trip out there to check.

Hank0414x's picture

Nopes, no signs ….. I was there this week

amberpower's picture

.prhyme. Wrote:
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> kochunni69 Wrote:
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> > Please tell me you are you are not in Hall C at
> > McCormix center…:)
>
>
> Ha, i’ll be wearing shorts and my michael jordan
> jersey (for good luck), especially if its as hot
> as its been lately, so you’ll recognize me if you
> see me

I wil be the one with power bars stuffed in my cargo pants in case morning sickness takes a nasty turn (I have clearance to leave and eat if needed, but I REALLY hope there is no need, need all the time!)

cfasuicide's picture

ahhh, is it a big campus? hopefully there will be a lot of cars i can follow. i plan on arriving pretty early and just studying in my car for awhile.

kochunni69's picture

amberpower Wrote:
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> I am coming from the city, but I am guessing it
> will be pretty smooth sailing. What time you plan
> on arriving? Good luck to you too!

I have at least an hour drive to the city. I planning to be there by 8.00

amberpower's picture

That was my plan too. I don’t think parking will be an issue but the place is so big it takes forever to get around. I am bring my lunch, I think they only have Connie’s pizza and MCD. Not something i want sitting in my stomach.

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cfasuicide Wrote:
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> ahhh, is it a big campus? hopefully there will be
> a lot of cars i can follow. i plan on arriving
> pretty early and just studying in my car for
> awhile.

Yeah, its big…. I am sure they will have some way to letting people know where to go…..I am planning to get there by 7:30 to get a parking spot that is by the front doors.

cfasuicide's picture

Hank0414x Wrote:
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> cfasuicide Wrote:
> ————————————————–
> —–
> > ahhh, is it a big campus? hopefully there will
> be
> > a lot of cars i can follow. i plan on arriving
> > pretty early and just studying in my car for
> > awhile.
>
>
> Yeah, its big…. I am sure they will have some
> way to letting people know where to go…..I am
> planning to get there by 7:30 to get a parking
> spot that is by the front doors.

same…i am a lazy SOB; don’t want to be making a far walk. i’ll be wearing a bright yellow hoodie if you feel like saying hi.

Hank0414x's picture

cfasuicide Wrote:
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> Hank0414x Wrote:
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> —–
> > cfasuicide Wrote:
> >
> ————————————————–
>
> > —–
> > > ahhh, is it a big campus? hopefully there
> will
> > be
> > > a lot of cars i can follow. i plan on
> arriving
> > > pretty early and just studying in my car for
> > > awhile.
> >
> >
> > Yeah, its big…. I am sure they will have some
> > way to letting people know where to go…..I am
> > planning to get there by 7:30 to get a parking
> > spot that is by the front doors.
>
> same…i am a lazy SOB; don’t want to be making a
> far walk. i’ll be wearing a bright yellow hoodie
> if you feel like saying hi.

Sure, i will be wearing a blue stripe shirt tucked out haven’t decided to shave yet (lazy bum!) so watch out for either look.

cfasuicide's picture

i will keep a lookout for you!

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