What are some interesting facts about yourself? Feel free to brag. After all, this is the internet and no one can verify what you say. 
I guess I will start. 1. I have a little side business in teaching / tutoring. One is in music, in which I donāt have any ārealā credentials (i.e. I am not a music major. I let all the student('s parents) know upfront about this). I have a little under 10 students and discovered that I can actually teachā¦ even better than those that have the credentials. Results are the proof. Anyways, this is heavily contrasted to my endeavors in trying to teach math, in which I do have legit qualifications for, but I canāt even find one student! (No one replied to my posting. lol.) 2. Iām a CPA but I donāt do my own taxes. Sue me. [For reals though, I am not a tax accountantā¦ Tax is the ugly stepsister in accounting. No offense to tax accountants up in here. My accounting = rockstar status in comparison.] I am actually looking for a good tax accountant that charges reasonable amounts. In my search, to my horror (on yahoo local and yelp), the recommended and highly rated tax āaccountantsā were not certified. I mean, even Iām certified and I am no tax expert. These people have their own business going on doing other peopleās taxes, probably not even signing off on them. I can technically sign off on tax returns butā¦ I actually have a conscience and wonāt do it unless I know all the ins and outs. 3. I can (mistakenly) come off as being really ambitious, butā¦ I am not at heart. Well, not in the traditional sense at least. I go for the gold, but not so much for the gold itself, as much as the pathway to the gold secures me a job. In essence, I just want to be employed. See #4 4. If it werenāt for school and forced reading, I would be illiterate. I donāt like reading books (especially fiction) but enjoy reading forums. I had to read a lot a crap during collegeā¦ and even now. Lots and lots of different types of writing. Ended up finding some value in lots of them, but I wouldnāt have done it on my own. Thus, I can read now and am literate. Also, I did well in school not because my family placed value in education (little to no value was placed on education), but because I changed schools from a really ghetto one in which there were no chairs for kids for assemblies to a fairly decent one. I honestly didnāt know what homework was up til 3rd grade because when I went to the new school, I was put on detention for not doing homework. Anyways, I saw that the new school issued trophies for high performing studentsā¦ and I wanted one, thus, did my homework & excelled in schoolā¦ just for a shiny trophy. Who cares about job prospects and income potential when you can get a trophy?!
- I dominate my work 2) Iāve iced Chuck Norrise 3) I wear shoes with no laces AND wife beaters 4) Iāve been known to be on both sides of a trade, at once. 5) I have successfully divided by zero on three occasions.
Interesting facts about myself: 1.) I like organic teas. 2.) I want to be a trophy husband. Relevant qualifications include enjoy cooking and sanitizing, transporting people from A to B in a large car or SUV, hanging out by the pool, and managing family funds, planning vacations, throwing down in an fit of rage when people donāt give me or my family what we paid for, and getting really impassioned over things that donāt really matter simply for the sake of argument. 3.) I have a collection of over 200 ties, all of which I bought on sale. The only tie I paid more than $100 for was by Tom Ford (fall 2009 collection). 4.) I have been threatened by political youth groups ā twice ā with the penalty of detainment for leading volunteer missions and staging protests in foreign countries. 5.) While attending MBA admit weekends this year, I told people that I worked at a male revue in Las Vegas. Nobody doubted me (at least to my face), but people did ask whether I worked as a host or a stage participant.
- Sharks have a week dedicated to me. 2. Iām the life of parties Iāve never attended. 3. Police often question me, just because they find me interesting. 4. If I mail a letter without postage, it still gets there. 5. My personality is so magnetic, Iām unable to carry credit cards. 6. My enemies list me as their emergency contact. 7. I speak fluent French, in Russian. 8. Iām the only person to ace a Rorschach Test. Stay thirsty my friends.
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
As some of you can probably imagine, Iām extraordinarily uninteresting and I take pride in that. 1.) I have over 20,000 songs on my ipod 2.) My registered USGA golf handicap index is in the low single digits (you can verify this on ghin.com by searching for murders&executions under handicap lookup) 3.) I hate people
murders&executions Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > > 3.) I hate people Then you should play the airport level in MW2 everyday.
Iām going to assume MW2 is a video game given the use of play and level in your sentence. Check the list. Grown men donāt play video games. marcus phoenix Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > murders&executions Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > > > > 3.) I hate people > > > Then you should play the airport level in MW2 > everyday.
murders&executions Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Iām going to assume MW2 is a video game given the > use of play and level in your sentence. Check the > list. Grown men donāt play video games. > > marcus phoenix Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > murders&executions Wrote: > > > -------------------------------------------------- > > > ----- > > > > > > > > 3.) I hate people > > > > > > Then you should play the airport level in MW2 > > everyday. There should be exceptions made for games which allow you to vent your hate for people.
murders&executions Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Iām going to assume MW2 is a video game given the > use of play and level in your sentence. Check the > list. Grown men donāt play video games. Yeah, grown men play REAL games like hot chicks and stuff. Later broās.
Grown men donāt vent. They keep things bottled up until they either snap or die of stomach ulcers or a stroke. marcus phoenix Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > murders&executions Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Iām going to assume MW2 is a video game given > the > > use of play and level in your sentence. Check > the > > list. Grown men donāt play video games. > > > > marcus phoenix Wrote: > > > -------------------------------------------------- > > > ----- > > > murders&executions Wrote: > > > > > > -------------------------------------------------- > > > > > > ----- > > > > > > > > > > > 3.) I hate people > > > > > > > > > Then you should play the airport level in MW2 > > > everyday. > > There should be exceptions made for games which > allow you to vent your hate for people.
murders&executions Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Grown men donāt vent. They keep things bottled up > until they either snap or die of stomach ulcers or > a stroke. > > marcus phoenix Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > murders&executions Wrote: > > > -------------------------------------------------- > > > ----- > > > Iām going to assume MW2 is a video game given > > the > > > use of play and level in your sentence. Check > > the > > > list. Grown men donāt play video games. > > > > > > marcus phoenix Wrote: > > > > > > -------------------------------------------------- > > > > > > ----- > > > > murders&executions Wrote: > > > > > > > > > > -------------------------------------------------- > > > > > > > > > > ----- > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 3.) I hate people > > > > > > > > > > > > Then you should play the airport level in > MW2 > > > > everyday. > > > > There should be exceptions made for games which > > allow you to vent your hate for people. Why not snap someone elseās neck/bones?
- Only person in a large family (six kids) to be left-handed. 2) Fastest reader I know. This is obviously a bit of a brag, but I think it stems from not watching television when I grew up and just reading all the time. I can plow through a few hundred pages pretty quickly and still read about a book or two a week. 3) Played paintball at a really high level all through high school. As in, my team was sponsored by some great companies, we traveled to a few other countries to play, stuff like that. Kinda surreal, but a lot of fun. 4) I can bake 20-minute brownies in 15 minutes.
- 3 girls in 1 day 2. Jiggy jiggy with my (now) wife in the restroom of the company gym during lunchtime (would I have been fired, it was my own free time after all!)
I think its really uncool to take a dump at office.
Muddahudda Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > 1. 3 girls in 1 day please tell me that they were all for the first time too. That would be BALLER status. Iāve only managed 2.
supersadface Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > 1) Only person in a large family (six kids) to be > left-handed. > > 2) Fastest reader I know. This is obviously a > bit of a brag, but I think it stems from not > watching television when I grew up and just > reading all the time. I can plow through a few > hundred pages pretty quickly and still read about > a book or two a week. > > 3) Played paintball at a really high level all > through high school. As in, my team was sponsored > by some great companies, we traveled to a few > other countries to play, stuff like that. Kinda > surreal, but a lot of fun. > > 4) I can bake 20-minute brownies in 15 minutes. 3 - Sick!
It was awesome, man. I had a huge poster in my dorm room freshman year. LA COUPE DE MONDE DU PAINTBALL - TOULOUSE - 2002. Flippinā sweet times.
Iāve flown in a Sukhoi SU-30 fighter aircraft. Top that.
Iāve played ping pong with Kevin Garnett