- “Your sister is a much better f##k”
– Mudhahhdhahdahadhahdhdhdhdhaadddadahahha
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ChickenTikka Wrote:
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> Being Born Wealthy > Being Jewish or WASPY > Born
> Pretty > Top 5 MBA > CFA > Avg MBA > Born middle
> class > Born lower
- “Yeah, your friend does have better t!ts. Better a$$, too. So I guess its not just better fashion sense.”
“OH!? You said NOT in there?”
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ChickenTikka Wrote:
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> Being Born Wealthy > Being Jewish or WASPY > Born
> Pretty > Top 5 MBA > CFA > Avg MBA > Born middle
> class > Born lower
“I just want to cuddle.”
“That’s fine, I didn’t want to go to the game anyway.”
“I love baking.”
“No, you don’t need to make me a sandwich right now.”
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ChickenTikka Wrote:
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> Being Born Wealthy > Being Jewish or WASPY > Born
> Pretty > Top 5 MBA > CFA > Avg MBA > Born middle
> class > Born lower
One of my favourites I said when i was a lot younger, was at some disco, quite young, 17 or 18, and asked a girl to dance. She said no, and I replied:
“That’s ok, I was gonna take a shit anyway”
Was the best response i could come up with to save some face!
“I don’t like wearing condoms cause it makes the rash worse”
“MBA > CFA”.
“I’m a CPA! I got money b***h!”
You definintely shouldn’t say ‘bomb’ on an airplane.
“Your hair looks really nice. I bet it looks even better when you wash it.”
- In my young negging PUA days.
I`m sorry….I can`t hear you with your shirt on.
“Viagra is a hoax. All these old guys need is a 20-something babe. Besides, who in their right mind would want to risk his heart health to bang the old wife? Geeez.”
I told that the other day to my wife while watching endless annoying commercials of similar stuff. Good she’s still 20-something, but she gave me her “I hate you” look.
Studying With
“If you got electrolysis you’d be really hot”
“Some people make shoes. Some people make houses. We make money and people are willing pay us a lot to make money for them.”
Mr. Pink Wrote:
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> “Your hair looks really nice. I bet it looks even
> better when you wash it.”
>
> - In my young negging PUA days.
Faaaaaaaantastic!
“I lost my wife to a margin call. Wives get mad when you come home and say, ‘Sweetheart, I lost the house today.’” - Dennis Gartman on trading mistakes
It didn’t go over well. Turns out the ridiculously hot girl with perfect hair that I said it to had come to the club straight from work, and had indeed not washed her hair and was feeling particularly insecure about it.
It turned into her and 5 of her friends surrounding me yelling at me for being a jerk while I laughed at them with my friend (who was standing there losing his shit laughin at the situation), telling them to relax and calm down.
Dear CEO of CFAI,
After my recent retabulaction…etc.
Sincerely,
QQQEB (whatver his name was I don’t remember.)
“C’mon, SheFA, pull my finger!”
Mr. Pink Wrote:
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> It turned into her and 5 of her friends
> surrounding me yelling at me for being a jerk
> while I laughed at them with my friend (who was
> standing there losing his shit laughin at the
> situation), telling them to relax and calm down.
I have consistently found that laughing at women who are genuinely upset goes over like a lead balloon (but I still do it haha). In that situation, I’d probably laugh and walk away. Sticking around, no matter how hot they are, shows you care too much. Of course, if they have you surrounded you might be out of luck lol.
“I lost my wife to a margin call. Wives get mad when you come home and say, ‘Sweetheart, I lost the house today.’” - Dennis Gartman on trading mistakes
“I just wanna dance!”
CFABLACKBELT Wrote:
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> “I just wanna dance!”
I say that everyweekend.
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ChickenTikka Wrote:
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> Being Born Wealthy > Being Jewish or WASPY > Born
> Pretty > Top 5 MBA > CFA > Avg MBA > Born middle
> class > Born lower
“Are we doing this for Loooove!”
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SOS T.T ~ I told is reality;not a funny !!
- QqqBee (on August 27, 2010)
True exchange I had at 17:
Girl: I think I’m in love with you.
Supersadface: Don’t confuse sex with love.
::facepalm::
supersadface Wrote:
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> True exchange I had at 17:
>
> Girl: I think I’m in love with you.
> Supersadface: Don’t confuse sex with love.
>
> ::facepalm::
NICE!
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ChickenTikka Wrote:
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> Being Born Wealthy > Being Jewish or WASPY > Born
> Pretty > Top 5 MBA > CFA > Avg MBA > Born middle
> class > Born lower
Studying With
“how can you even compare yourself to Charlize Theron?”