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PhotoShop your boss’s face on incriminating images.

“America fares quite well when it comes to gender equality […] relative to the rest of the world.” -zidhai

put some glitter on your face and make it rain.

Put some random pages in the printer that have ghostly images on them (google for stuff, plenty out there). Then when your colleagues print stuff off, once in a while there will be a spooky apparition in the background - maybe even the face of a devil. You can sit and enjoy the commotion. Best if there is a god fearing individual in the team.

aut viam inveniam aut faciam

mani-pedi

using your neigbor’s waste basket

I really liked the transparent devil faces on paper in the printer. here is a website a co-worker showed me.

http://theoatmeal.com/

some of these things give me major LOLS

I had a colleague who consistently left early from work. In addition to being something of a tool, this meant he worked about 85% of the hours of the rest of us. Nice.

I got the creepiest, most pedo-faced smiling photo of myself I could find and saved it to my computer.

Over the next few weeks, every few days, I would resize my face in this photo to match one of the faces in the photos on this guys desk. After he left for the day, I would very carefully remove his photo and add myself over the face of his friends, later on his kids, eventually his wife. I left his own faces in these photos unaltered. I was very careful to not dust off his photos or move any crap around on his desk - just the photos were modified (with rubber cement, so it came off).

After basically everyone else in the office knew, and his photos were almost exclusively him surrounded by a sea of creep-smiling me’s, he eventually noticed when he had a client come to his office for a visit and they commented.

This is my suggestion.

I hope you realize that by doing this after he leaves you too are only working 85% of the standard hours. Not taking anything away from your suggestion…just sayin

robber07 Wrote:
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> I hope you realize that by doing this after he
> leaves you too are only working 85% of the
> standard hours. Not taking anything away from
> your suggestion…just sayin

Dude, if it takes me 15% of my working hours to swap my ugly mug over a photo in this guys office…once every five days…then I must be missing a chromosome.

When I said I did it after he left, I did not mean, “from the time he left every day, this is what occupied 100% of my time.” Jesus.

supersadface Wrote:
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> I had a colleague who consistently left early from
> work. In addition to being something of a tool,
> this meant he worked about 85% of the hours of the
> rest of us. Nice.
>
> I got the creepiest, most pedo-faced smiling photo
> of myself I could find and saved it to my
> computer.
>
> Over the next few weeks, every few days, I would
> resize my face in this photo to match one of the
> faces in the photos on this guys desk. After he
> left for the day, I would very carefully remove
> his photo and add myself over the face of his
> friends, later on his kids, eventually his wife.
> I left his own faces in these photos unaltered. I
> was very careful to not dust off his photos or
> move any crap around on his desk - just the photos
> were modified (with rubber cement, so it came
> off).
>
> After basically everyone else in the office knew,
> and his photos were almost exclusively him
> surrounded by a sea of creep-smiling me’s, he
> eventually noticed when he had a client come to
> his office for a visit and they commented.
>
> This is my suggestion.

you sound like a straight up creep… is that a fair assessment?

I found it hilarious ssf

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Black Swan Wrote:
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> I found it hilarious ssf

Good to hear! It was meant to be extremely funny to everyone but the guy, who appropriately found it completely creepy. The rest of the office and I thought it was an effing riot.

def a good one ssf

Hope this helps

supersadface Wrote:
——————————————————-
> I had a colleague who consistently left early from
> work. In addition to being something of a tool,
> this meant he worked about 85% of the hours of the
> rest of us. Nice.
>
> I got the creepiest, most pedo-faced smiling photo
> of myself I could find and saved it to my
> computer.
>
> Over the next few weeks, every few days, I would
> resize my face in this photo to match one of the
> faces in the photos on this guys desk. After he
> left for the day, I would very carefully remove
> his photo and add myself over the face of his
> friends, later on his kids, eventually his wife.
> I left his own faces in these photos unaltered. I
> was very careful to not dust off his photos or
> move any crap around on his desk - just the photos
> were modified (with rubber cement, so it came
> off).
>
> After basically everyone else in the office knew,
> and his photos were almost exclusively him
> surrounded by a sea of creep-smiling me’s, he
> eventually noticed when he had a client come to
> his office for a visit and they commented.
>
> This is my suggestion.

Ha ha ha - glorious!

Winner.

aut viam inveniam aut faciam

ssf, this is damn funny!!! I just laugh just thinking about it