Girl Talk

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transferpricingCFA's picture

So I love a bit of girl talk on this forum as you may have noticed.

So thought Id ask you guys whats your favorite move with the ladies? Is it:

- “nail and bail”

- “pump and dump”

- ”love ‘em and leave ‘em”

- “spray and pray”

Please help me out here with some more….

ohai's picture

Somewhere out there, SheFA’s head is exploding…

“I’m a CPA! I got money b***h!”

itera's picture

As soon as you achieved Moose Club, you can move on

Hope. It is the quintessential human delusion, simultaneously the source of your greatest strength, and greatest weakness.

The Righteous Hacksaw's picture

I like Pay and Spray, especially when in South East Asia.

No Homo

transferpricingCFA's picture

Ok I got another, Grope and Hope ? (they dont call the cops)

CFABLACKBELT's picture

rape and escape

cookthebooks's picture

just an fyi, rape jokes are never funny and make you look ridiculous

ohai's picture

What about dead baby jokes?

“I’m a CPA! I got money b***h!”

FrankArabia's picture

perv and jerk

Turd Fergeson's picture

something that rhymes with blumpkin and blumpkin

KISS MY CONVERSE.

The Righteous Hacksaw's picture

FrankArabia wrote:
perv and jerk

I love you

No Homo

purealpha's picture

I’m glad to see the quality of the “back office” has not deteriorated, keep up the good work.

ZeroBonus's picture

dip and dash

The Righteous Hacksaw's picture

Spunk and junk

No Homo

The Righteous Hacksaw's picture

cookthebooks wrote:
just an fyi, rape jokes are never funny and make you look ridiculous

Exactly, to example:

After their lifetime of sexual abuse, psychiatrists treating the Fritzl children have decided its best to bring in a Catholic Priest.
Not for spiritual guidance, but to avoid withdrawal symptoms.

No Homo

KarenC's picture

for the love of…….did all the girls leave this forum already? you boys have had free rein for too long!

bchad's picture

I’ve missed you, KarenC! Welcome back!

You want a quote?  Haven’t I written enough already???

KarenC's picture

Hey bChad - missed you too hun! Everything has changed - looks like I have some catch up ahead of me……

transferpricingCFA's picture

Remebmer me karen remember me??? sopppipsispsopspopsoppi??

daviskr's picture

Not of all us ;) … Welcome back! How did the exam go?

All hail legendary Blake!

KarenC's picture

Of course I remember you - what happened to the older woman?

Hey hun - thanks for the fb message as well …. exam was ok - I stayed for the second paper (bonus since hardly anyone else did!!) how are you getting on?

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