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Girl Talk

So I love a bit of girl talk on this forum as you may have noticed.

So thought Id ask you guys whats your favorite move with the ladies? Is it:

- “nail and bail”

- “pump and dump”

- ”love ‘em and leave ‘em”

- “spray and pray”

Please help me out here with some more….

Somewhere out there, SheFA’s head is exploding…

“Making profit is important, but it is not more important than being tolerant and understanding towards others.” -klara

As soon as you achieved Moose Club, you can move on

Hope. It is the quintessential human delusion, simultaneously the source of your greatest strength, and greatest weakness.

I like Pay and Spray, especially when in South East Asia.

No Homo

Ok I got another, Grope and Hope ? (they dont call the cops)

rape and escape

just an fyi, rape jokes are never funny and make you look ridiculous

What about dead baby jokes?

“Making profit is important, but it is not more important than being tolerant and understanding towards others.” -klara

perv and jerk

something that rhymes with blumpkin and blumpkin

KISS MY CONVERSE.

FrankArabia wrote:
perv and jerk

I love you

No Homo

I’m glad to see the quality of the “back office” has not deteriorated, keep up the good work.

dip and dash

Spunk and junk

No Homo

cookthebooks wrote:
just an fyi, rape jokes are never funny and make you look ridiculous

Exactly, to example:

After their lifetime of sexual abuse, psychiatrists treating the Fritzl children have decided its best to bring in a Catholic Priest.
Not for spiritual guidance, but to avoid withdrawal symptoms.

No Homo

for the love of…….did all the girls leave this forum already? you boys have had free rein for too long!

I’ve missed you, KarenC! Welcome back!

You want a quote?  Haven’t I written enough already???

Hey bChad - missed you too hun! Everything has changed - looks like I have some catch up ahead of me……

Remebmer me karen remember me??? sopppipsispsopspopsoppi??

Not of all us ;) … Welcome back! How did the exam go?

All hail legendary Blake!

Of course I remember you - what happened to the older woman?

Hey hun - thanks for the fb message as well …. exam was ok - I stayed for the second paper (bonus since hardly anyone else did!!) how are you getting on?