No, not an actual pilot who flies in formation with you. This is the type of wingman you bring to bars to help you pick up chicks. Now available for $125 an hour. Of course, now that this guy’s photo is on the internet, you will be immediately labeled as a date rapist if spotted in public with him. Ask about the 10% discount with each purchase of a new Breitling Navitimer.
http://thenextweb.com/socialmedia/2011/02/05/meet-the-professional-wingman-a-serial-lovepreneur/
Studying With
I want to short his practice. Once Nuppie heals, he’s history.
^ Right on
I used to smoke pot and go to class.
Sneak in ten minutes late with a bullsh*t excuse.
Slink down low at my desk.
Pray to god nobody asked me any questions.
I was the best teacher ever.