The BEST Career Advice I got from the Analyst Forum

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#1

Passed CFA Level II. Trying to get a position as a credit analyst at buy side. Currently working in operations at a buy side firm.

#2

Call me

#3

Credit risk exam You are here Home » Messages Tag this conversation Between you and StallionDis You Sep 9 Hi, I was asking about the exam in the forum, and you left a message. Are you in the credit analyst role? Do you have any idea about this? Thanks! delete StallionDis Sep 9 Shut up fool delete

#4

wtf?

#5

Women, amiright??

#6

funny.

#7

Best advice I’ve gotten in no particular order.

  1. Don’t take the CFA.

  2. Don’t get an MBA.

  3. Don’t work in finance.

  4. Don’t get married.

  5. Don’t be born poor, nonwhite, or outside of NYC.

  6. Don’t vote.

  7. Don’t fap.

  8. Don’t live in a home, live in a van.

  9. Cean your colon.

  10. Don’t be against gays, liberals, or environmentalists.

  11. Become a plumber and live happily ever after.

#8

I agree with 7 of these and i wont say which ones

also this might be my favorite list ive seen here.

#9

you forgot

  1. Do be a hot girl with great body dimensions so you don’t have to suffer and toil through life, esp. with regard to slaving away in finance trying to make it.
#10

Why?

#11

I don’t see this is funny. Obviously someone’s parents didn’t teach him how to talk before he signed up for the CFA exams, Shameful to have a fellow member like that!

#12

I’m still trying to understand this thread.

#13

I don’t understand it either, but I like what became of it.

Also, can we get itera to rename himself as bittera?

I’ll be here all night, folks.

#14

What an advice, indeed