I’ve got this amazing knack for knowing people’s real life looks and demeanor based on cyberspace discussions! So, I will apply it to people here on AF to see how good this rare talent really is. Ok, it’s not always 100% accurate but it doesn’t get any better than this.
1. Height: Short (5’4”-5’8”), Average (5’8”-6’0”), Tall (6’0”-6’4”)
2. Complexion: Whitish, brownish, Blackish
3. Facial Hair: None, Medium, heavy
4. Type of laugh: Quiet, Average, Loud
5. Body Weight: Slim, Medium, Fat
I’ll add more people later on, but here are some:
JDV: Not fair b/c we’ve seen his picture before, but I could add Type of laugh: Average, and Body Weight: Medium, others: walks fast, blushes a lot, talks to people in hallways.
Bchadwick: Height: Average, Complexion: whitish, Facial Hair: Medium to heavy, Type of laugh: average, Body Weight, Medium to heavy…others: walks slowly, rare smile on face..
rohufish: Height: average, Complexion: brownish, Facial Hair: none to average, Type of laugh: quiet but sinister, Body Weight: Medium to fat (with belly), others: self conscious, got muscles.
WillyR: Height: tall, Complexion: whitish, Facial Hair: none, Type of laugh: average, Body Weight: slim, others: talks slow (almost John Wayne’s way).
numi: Height: medium, Complexion: whitish, Facial Hair: None, Type of laugh: Average (giggles sometimes), Body Weight: slim to Medium, others: turns a nasty look quickly, neighbors think he’s a snob.
SeanC: Height: tall, Complexion: whitish, Facial Hair: Heavy, Type of laugh: average, Body Weight: fat (with belly), others: likes outdoors, slow talker but likes to hold long discussions..
Sublimity: Height: average Complexion: whitish, Facial Hair: Medium to heavy, Type of laugh: very loud, Body Weight: Medium to fat, others: friendly with neighbors, likes to eat a lot.
SkipE99: Height: Tall, Complexion: whitish, Facial Hair: None to Medium, Type of laugh: average to loud, Body Weight: Slim to Medium, others: people around him think he’s a real gentleman.
Chrismaths: Height: short, Complexion: whitish, Facial Hair: Medium to heavy, Type of laugh: average, Body Weight: Medium to fat, others: has some problems with the ladies, funny guy, big heart.
CFABLACKBELT: Height: short to average, Complexion: whitish, Facial Hair: none to Medium, Type of laugh: Average, Body Weight: Medium.
IronMan: Height: Medium to tall, Complexion: whitish to brownish, Facial Hair: Medium, Type of laugh: Quiet, Body Weight: Medium to heavy, others: likes movies.
Needhelp: Height: tall, Complexion: whitish, Facial Hair: None, Type of laugh: Average, Body Weight: Medium to heavy, others: likes pizza a lot.
PtrainerNY: Height: tall, Complexion: whitish, Facial Hair: None, Type of laugh: Quiet, Body Weight: Medium to heavy, heavy smoker.
daj224: Height: short, Complexion: whitish, Facial Hair: None, Type of laugh: loud, Body Weight: Medium to heavy, hyperactive, heavy smoker, real gentleman.
Creepy.
you are very creepy and I-have-all-the-time-in-the-world type
I wish there were a way to embed this, but it definitely warrants playing the creepy alarm:
http://tag.myxertones.com/myxertag/tag.swf?i=643971&d=633644967702644871...
There's no brow like low-brow.
Hahahahaha.
a gem!
this is crazy…
VERY WEIRD
MP Noonan
can you please descibe JDV!
PtrainerNY does not belong to that sample.
The Regular Guys radio show in ATL is freakin’ hilarious… they need national syndication. Pee-te-tong!
Let me try!
June07_Guy:
Height: short
Complexion: Pale
Facial Hair: 1 - 4 days growth
Type of laugh: quiet
Body Weight: Either really heavy or really skinny, not medium
others: Timid, long fingernails, inconsistent sleep habits, very little social interaction, never been in a serious relationship
Me! Me! Do me!
Bankin’ Wrote:
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> Let me try!
>
> June07_Guy:
>
> Height: short
> Complexion: Pale
> Facial Hair: 1 - 4 days growth
> Type of laugh: quiet
> Body Weight: Either really heavy or really skinny,
> not medium
> others: Timid, long fingernails, inconsistent
> sleep habits, very little social interaction,
> never been in a serious relationship
Funniest thing I’ve seen all day, and its only 10:00
There's no brow like low-brow.
Sorry, I’m only good with ones I’m familiar with their writings.
Comp-Sci-Kid: Height: short to Medium, Complexion: whitish to brownish, Facial Hair: Medium (mustache only), Type of laugh: loud, Body Weight: Medium, others: smoker, nasty with neighbors, likes bars a lot, has money but tends to hide it.
Hmm…
Bchadwick:
Height: Average, - nope
Complexion: whitish, - yep
Facial Hair: Medium to heavy, - nope, though my GF finally talked me into not shaving last week
Type of laugh: average, - what’s “non-average”? I don’t make piggy snorting sounds or anything like that when I laugh. My laugh gets a bit high pitched if something is moderately funny and it can get quite deep and cavernous if something is very very funny.
Body Weight, Medium to heavy… - ok, I’m not obese or anything, but I should get to the gym more.
others:
walks slowly, - only because there too many friggin’ slow people in front of me.
rare smile on face.. - are you saying that I smile rarely, or that my smile has “rare” quality?
You want a quote? Haven’t I written enough already???
June07_guy Wrote:
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> Sorry, I’m only good with ones I’m familiar with
> their writings.
>
> Comp-Sci-Kid: Height: short to Medium, Complexion:
> whitish to brownish, Facial Hair: Medium (mustache
> only), Type of laugh: loud, Body Weight: Medium,
> others: smoker, nasty with neighbors, likes bars a
> lot, has money but tends to hide it.
Right on target!!!!!
Do we know each other?
Do you know what would be even creepier?
If June07_guy included such categories as: “penis size” or “method of death”!
Anyways, my candidate for June07_guy real identity is comp_sci_kid.
June07_guy:
method of death: chokes on a frozen popsicle, which ironically melts seconds after his pulse stops.
There's no brow like low-brow.
I’m afraid to ask but how bout me?
akanska:
method of death: mid-intercourse cardiac arrest at the ripe age of 109
There's no brow like low-brow.
people think im a gentlman! i sure got them fooled
cjones65 Wrote:
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> akanska:
> method of death: mid-intercourse cardiac arrest at
> the ripe age of 109
+1
bro you really need to start studying or something.
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"I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life.
Sorry but my description is not correct. I am medium built, medium height and weight, whitish, and am a health nut so dont do pizza often. I laugh like a girl i.e. giggle. Hope it helps.
Hell, I posted all those posts about running and crap.
There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it - Oscar Wilde
I love the criticism. Give the guy a break, he obviously spent hours concocting this post.
I think it would be more fun describing the posters’ wives, girlfriends.
There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it - Oscar Wilde
needhelp:
Girlfriend - hoover vacuum
bingo but she is sucking my wallet and nothing else :(
There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it - Oscar Wilde
needhelp Wrote:
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> bingo but she is sucking my wallet and nothing
> else :(
Ha ha, nice
biotech Wrote:
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> Me! Me! Do me!
Likes using overly direct and awkward pickup lines :D
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