An Augustinian confession for you all: something I’m not proud of but nonetheless can’t help.
A lot of girls that I dated have been getting married lately. They post these pictures of them up on facebook looking all coked up on love in their wedding dresses and what not.
While I am genuinely happy for them, the d-bag in me can’t help but get a bit gleeful everytime I see one of these photos, bride and groom posed for perfection along with dozens of well-wishers saying things like, “You guys are so cute! XOXOXOXX LOVE!!!!” and crap like that with 120 people “Liking this.”
The reason I get all gleeful is that I just desperately wanna comment, “I got there first buddy, i made the shores a little wider for you, so you can thank me for making it nice and rooomy in there for you. Yep buddy, you bet I still have the video your wife and I made together where we do everything imaginable, things she probably won’t even let you do to her. To think that she kisses your children with those lips today.”
Feel free to post your own confession.