Not really much of a celebrity outside of the cycling world and certainly not hot, but I saw Greg LeMond on a cable car in San Fran in the summer of 2007 and asked him for his autograph after chatting with him for a few minutes about the state of cycling. He was happy to give it, although I have absolutely no idea where it is now. Incidentally, I asked him if he thought Alberto Contador was going to rule the cycling world for the next 10 years and he basically called him a doping fraud. Five years later the CAS agreed with him.
^ why is the title of the video gentleman or douche? he offered to give up his seat on the subway to a girl, she agreed, and he stood up and clung to a pole while she sat down. Did i miss something?
Hope. It is the quintessential human delusion, simultaneously the source of your greatest strength, and greatest weakness.
i don’t know…it’s youtube! you could be watching a movie of a pigeon with its foot stuck on a piece of gum and the accompanying comments may argue about islamisation of the european continent…crazy stuff.
I would only ask for autographs from very small celebrities, like local TV channels or YouTube people. And not because I want, but because it is a good deed since they will usually get very happy about it. You feel good like helping an old lady to cross the street.
Why would you want Tom Cruise’s autograph? Seriously? Here’s why:
Frankie saunters upto the bar to start talking up an HCB
Frankie to HCB: “I’m sure you hear this all the time, but you look exactly like Kim K.”
HCB: “What?!?!? You think I look like that trashy slut?” Slaps Frankie.
Frankie: “Wait, wait, no need to get physical…..yet. Kim K is a hot, classy babe.”
HCB: “Oh please.”
Frankie: “Seriously, even Tom Cruise thinks so.”
HCB: “Like you know what Tom Cruise thinks. Leave me alone wacko.”
Frankie: “Wait, wait, no need for name calling…..yet. I was talking to Tom just the other day and he said he thought Kim K was a hot, classy babe and he was going to have his people call her people as soon as his divorce was finalized to see if they could set something up.”
HCB: “As if you know Tom Cruise, freak.”
Frankie: “I do. I do. Here I can prove it.” Frankie whips out Tom’s autograph with added personal note: “Thanks for your advice on KK Frankie. I’ll let you know how it goes. Maybe we’ll double team her.”
HCB: “Oh my god, you really do know Tom Cruise. Let’s go to the bathroom so I can bang you right now!”
Probably not. They are probably annoyed as hell by that stuff. I might wave and say “Hi, Tom Cruise” or something like that though.
“I’m a CPA! I got money b***h!”
imagine.. in resonse to ‘hi Tom Cruise’…you get ’ hi ohai’….
Tom Cruise,CFA
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Not really much of a celebrity outside of the cycling world and certainly not hot, but I saw Greg LeMond on a cable car in San Fran in the summer of 2007 and asked him for his autograph after chatting with him for a few minutes about the state of cycling. He was happy to give it, although I have absolutely no idea where it is now. Incidentally, I asked him if he thought Alberto Contador was going to rule the cycling world for the next 10 years and he basically called him a doping fraud. Five years later the CAS agreed with him.
You can fondle the cube, but it will not respond.
More likely you’d get “Hi handsome, want to know the real reason I’m getting divorced?”
You can fondle the cube, but it will not respond.
I hear Keanu Reeves takes the NY subway daily and he’s just being another guy
Hope. It is the quintessential human delusion, simultaneously the source of your greatest strength, and greatest weakness.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMB1EOnUwX8
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You must be the square root of two cause i feel irrational around you
http://alphahive.wordpress.com/
^ why is the title of the video gentleman or douche? he offered to give up his seat on the subway to a girl, she agreed, and he stood up and clung to a pole while she sat down. Did i miss something?
Hope. It is the quintessential human delusion, simultaneously the source of your greatest strength, and greatest weakness.
i don’t know…it’s youtube! you could be watching a movie of a pigeon with its foot stuck on a piece of gum and the accompanying comments may argue about islamisation of the european continent…crazy stuff.
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You must be the square root of two cause i feel irrational around you
http://alphahive.wordpress.com/
i’m talking about hot classy babes like Kim K not Tom cruise or some hasbeen……why would I want tom cruise’s autograph?
I would only ask for autographs from very small celebrities, like local TV channels or YouTube people. And not because I want, but because it is a good deed since they will usually get very happy about it. You feel good like helping an old lady to cross the street.
Why would you want Tom Cruise’s autograph? Seriously? Here’s why:
Frankie saunters upto the bar to start talking up an HCB
Frankie to HCB: “I’m sure you hear this all the time, but you look exactly like Kim K.”
HCB: “What?!?!? You think I look like that trashy slut?” Slaps Frankie.
Frankie: “Wait, wait, no need to get physical…..yet. Kim K is a hot, classy babe.”
HCB: “Oh please.”
Frankie: “Seriously, even Tom Cruise thinks so.”
HCB: “Like you know what Tom Cruise thinks. Leave me alone wacko.”
Frankie: “Wait, wait, no need for name calling…..yet. I was talking to Tom just the other day and he said he thought Kim K was a hot, classy babe and he was going to have his people call her people as soon as his divorce was finalized to see if they could set something up.”
HCB: “As if you know Tom Cruise, freak.”
Frankie: “I do. I do. Here I can prove it.” Frankie whips out Tom’s autograph with added personal note: “Thanks for your advice on KK Frankie. I’ll let you know how it goes. Maybe we’ll double team her.”
HCB: “Oh my god, you really do know Tom Cruise. Let’s go to the bathroom so I can bang you right now!”
You can fondle the cube, but it will not respond.
Katy Perry, Russell B and Basement Jaxx are my celeb hangout tally so far.
lol….i watched the first season of Kim K finally….i’m impressed….she is nice person but her sisters are real bytches….