Dark Knight Rises 97% on Rotten Tomato

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ohai's picture

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/the_dark_knight_rises/

What what?? 28 good reviews, 1 bad review. Who is that one guy? Fuck that guy!

“I’m a CPA! I got money b***h!”

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lol

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Sneak in ten minutes late with a bullsh*t excuse.  

Slink down low at my desk.  

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I was the best teacher ever.

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Wow, that’s very high.  Could they really go 3 for 3 on this?
 

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Black Swan's picture

Read the reviews.  Sounds freaking epic.

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Sneak in ten minutes late with a bullsh*t excuse.  

Slink down low at my desk.  

Pray to god nobody asked me any questions.

I was the best teacher ever.

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What’s amazing is that these movies haven’t captured my imagination one bit, unlike the 90’s Tim Burton ones.  But yes, they’re still gritty and awesome in  a different way.

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Alladin's picture

ChickenTikka wrote:

What’s amazing is that these movies haven’t captured my imagination one bit, unlike the 90’s Tim Burton ones.  But yes, they’re still gritty and awesome in  a different way.

you can’t capture what doesn’t exist …j/k :P

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dvictr wrote:

epic letdown? - associated press review

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-501368_162-57473170/review-batman-series-ends-as-epic-letdown/

Hmm, yes great point dvictr.  Lets take one negative review and totally ignore the 22 to 1 postive professional reviews agregated by Rotten Tomatoes.  

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Sneak in ten minutes late with a bullsh*t excuse.  

Slink down low at my desk.  

Pray to god nobody asked me any questions.

I was the best teacher ever.

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I recently learned that Game of Thrones Joffrey is in Batman Begins. He is the little kid who meets Batman on the fire escape. I think I must rewatch that movie now.

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dvictr wrote:

epic letdown? - associated press review

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-501368_162-57473170/review-batman-series-ends-as-epic-letdown/

But even at the end, the guy admits that it’s only a letdown because he had extraordinarily high expectations. 

“I’m a CPA! I got money b***h!”

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ohai wrote:

dvictr wrote:

epic letdown? - associated press review

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-501368_162-57473170/review-batman-series-ends-as-epic-letdown/

But even at the end, the guy admits that it’s only a letdown because he had extraordinarily high expectations. 

It’s a she and her track record sucks:

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/critic/christy-lemire/

I used to smoke pot and go to class.  

Sneak in ten minutes late with a bullsh*t excuse.  

Slink down low at my desk.  

Pray to god nobody asked me any questions.

I was the best teacher ever.

Blake McCallister's picture

I go to maybe one or two movies a year and just saw the new Spiderman movie in 3D.  Ticket was $15.  Big reclining vinyl seats, it was pretty amazing…

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FrankArabia's picture

i’m going this weekend fellas….its going to be awesome…that guy with the mask over his face is scary….

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Black Swan wrote:

dvictr wrote:

epic letdown? - associated press review

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-501368_162-57473170/review-batman-series-ends-as-epic-letdown/

Hmm, yes great point dvictr.  Lets take one negative review and totally ignore the 22 to 1 postive professional reviews agregated by Rotten Tomatoes.  

Oh!! I know the answer!!  It’s called: Confirmation Bias.

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So based on the premise of the movie, Batman has not been doing anything for eight years following the events of the second movie? 

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