Are you ishing me? I should enroll and compete against all the oriental folks. First, I would strut on stage like a bawss! Get the drunk girls cheering as if a platinum rapper is immersing to drop a flow. I’d then UNPLUG the mouse from the computer, swing it around my head a few times, then toss it to the screaming groupies to fight over. I’d crush the competition only using excel shortcuts! I’d then spat at D&T to rep the CFA correct.
This competition is far beyond the definition of dorky. I gotta check it out. Need too learn some new tricks and hoes. Crazy Yankees game Boozing, extra innings, Foreighner blasting on jukebox, bartender brunette is a cutie, she knows it, and I’m too drunk to even bother. Not like I’d get anywhere these days Go Yankees!
if you ever think you’re an excel guru, go to that competition to get your ego trashed and put back at the bottom of the geek food chain where it belongs. there are indian ballers there who take it as a personal insult if you offer them an external mouse. there are chinese players whose understanding of “build an LBO model” is ‘open a blank notepad sheet and VBA that shit through like a baws’. it’s the mortal kombat of ninja nerds with special shortcuts and custom-built macros, an entirely different hyperplane of hardcore supergeekdom that is beyond comprehension to you. you cannot achieve that status and you do not belong