50 State USA > The Donald

Looks like 1/2 million people want The Donald to be seceded from Macy’s.

http://finance.yahoo.com/blogs/daily-ticker/dear-macy-why-fire-trump-great-publicity-macke-154551872.html

Trump’s a chump. He’s famous for being famous. Well, that filthy rag for hair on his head.

Well… he is famous for being a successful real estate developer. My theory is that his toupee is actually a sentient furry alien that started to control his thoughts…

Watch The Roast of Donald Trump on the comedy network. It’s hilarious.