Not sure about the next guy, but I can’t say “buying all the donkey cheese in the world” is the first thing I would do when I become a sports multi millionaire…
Hold on a second! … what if Djoker’s sudden interest for donkey cheese creates a shortage of donkey milk and then Serbian farmers have no option but to use the next most abundant natural liquid out of donkeys?!
I know what not to eat like never in my life.
Admittedly, “cheese” is not the first thing I would think of when asked “what substance comes from a donkey?”.
Will they be using this donkey cheese to make Donkey Punch as well?