I Love ESPN

Every British Open shot they cover has only Tiger Woods in it. As soon as Tiger Woods is between shots, they go to a commercial break. None of that NBC/CBS BS I have to put up with during the other three majors. Who gives an F about some random amateur getting a fluke hole in one.

I hope Tiger has philandered enough this time to bag his 15th major. I’m sure I’d find a +1 correlation when I look at the following equation for Tiger:

of majors won = 14 + β * # of chicks banged