Trans fats no longer "generally recognized as safe.". Oh no!

“Trans fat can be found in processed foods including desserts, microwave popcorn products, frozen pizza, margarine and coffee creamer, and has been linked to an increased risk of heart disease.”

http://www.cnn.com/2013/11/07/health/fda-trans-fats/

In light of this new discovery, I will stick to my daily diet of a pound of bacon, which does not have trans fat and thus will not increase my risk of heart disease.