the good life

trust fund baby or daddy hooked him up?

http://gothamist.com/2014/06/04/threesome_backfires.php

CFAvsMBA?

Can we make a hashtag for this?

Sounds about right.

#unwittinglybroughtaprostitutetomyroomandgotdruggedbutatleastIstillhavebothmykidneys

What the hell do you need a $2,000 passport holder for?

I think I met these two when I was out and about. We were dancing, drinking, and flirting until bar close. At that point I suggested they join me for a few trips to pound town. They easily comply and I say, “Great, let me get a cab as Harlem is too far to walk.”

It was as if Copperfield was in earshot and made them disappear!