So I stepped onto the treadmill today, and the girl right in front of me had the highest butt-to-waist ratio I had ever seen (including the likes of KK and J-Lo). Then they started a stripper zumba class in the classroom right in front of the treadmills.
Needless to day, my heart rate wasn’t the only thing that was up.
I saw a girl on the subway twice in the past year who had a very ridiculous hip to waist ratio. Reminded me of that scene in Superbad where he’s like, “I told her what time it is.”
Gym is always full of hot chicks in yoga pants. There was one the other day benching in a skimpy top with nipples poking through, I nearly sprained my neck looking over so much.