Claritas-do I take this to lower my cholesterol?

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#1

Aweful name

#2

I figured it was a breath freshener.

#3

I thought it was for my allergies.

#4

^ Yeah I thought it sounded like Claritin too. They should repurpose the Claritin slogan into – “Live Claritas Clear.”

You mean, live life without the Claritas “credential?” Why, I don’t mind if I do.

#5

When read first time I thought they have named the program after some Greek mythological figure (so similar to Atlas!), then found it has something to do with ‘clarity’!.

#6

Claritas is the post-castration medicine you take after you get the certificate and then hacksaw yourself

#7

Money would be better spent giving to your favorite charity than to the Claritas program.

Personally, I prefer Charmin or Cottonnelle to Claritas because at least toilet paper won’t give you paper cuts.

#8

I still haven’t met anyone in real life who mentioned Claritas as one of their credentials, but this will probably be my reaction when the day comes:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zj23pMdQBZ8

#9

If I ever met someone with Claritas, this is probably what I would look like:

#10

i feel like itera banged my ex

#11

It’s the financial term for cunnilingus.

#12

Damn, nobody thinks it would be good for support staff? The target group. Not intended for all you BSDs. Sure, if you want to be a drilling engineer, nobody cares if you have well control certificate. But if you just want to work on the rig floor, or maybe even become a driller, certainly would be a bonus. Shows you probably have a clue.

#13

^I actually agree. I’ve looked at some of the questions, and they’re not exactly the walk in the park you might think.

But the name is still god-awful. Sounds like a mix between the latin word for “truth”, mixed with “clarity” and a little bit of allergy medicine thrown in.

#14

Strange name. Might as well gone with clitoris.