How many Americans..

have read “The Little Prince”?

Not I.

WTF is “The Little Prince”?

Is that like “Little T.O. Learns to Share”?

I have, but I am only pseudo-American. The more important question is, how many people have read Babar?

I have, in both French and English

Once you do, your citizenship is revoked, I think.

I have always thought it was a required reading in schools here.

Why read it when you can be one?

I’m pretty sure that’s just an HBO cartoon.

If I have, I don’t recall it. I have seen The Little Mermaid about a dozen times though.

when younger, i was given the book in two separate occasions. Is that a bad sign?

I still haven’t read it

No, it is not.

Answer me this, what’s your take on adriano celentano?

He was famous in Russia, when I was growing up. Personally, I never cared for him. He always seemed like “trouble”.

I was a huge fan of Louis de Funès though.

^So what’s you take on Shah Rukh Khan, then?

I don’t know anything about him, besides that WC crowd is obcessing with him for some reason. Why is that?

Because abs.

And that’s what worries me

He became famous because gaymen suck his abs

Never heard of anyone sucking abs before.

^Don’t knock it till you’ve tried it.