More DV in the NFL

http://deadsp.in/QGMZF5M

this is getting wild

All eyes on San Fran to see what they do with McDonald.

Why would my mind immediately think “DV” meant “double-vagina”? That doesn’t make any sense on multiple levels.

So is “domestic violence/domestic abuse” the new DVDA?

Well played.

Do I want to know what DVDA is?

Probably not.

If you want to live life on the edge, search “DVDA videos” using Bing (it really is better than google for this sort of thing). It really strecthes the bounds of reality.

A DVD-A is simply alternate digital video disc. Hence the term “digital video disc-alternate”.

It has some different kind of formatting than a regular DVD.

Yeah STL, I saw Orgazmo too.

Safe For Work?

Does the restroom at your place of work have a glory hole? If you answered no, then I’d say it’s very NSFW.

ill just leave these here

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![Yasha Rahimzadeh’s photo.](https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/p75x225/1604647_10203779466064978_2760055701690211281_n.jpg?oh=ce86b02ff50a7060326dd8cc41adb72f&oe=548AF49B& gda =1418571558_7cd3c2e2aaa2e28f43a86a1c9c68ad6a)

What’s a glory hole? Another name for a bidet?

In other words, do you share a restroom with Jerry Jones?

Again, you could ask Mr. Jones.

It’s a term used in the oil and gas industry, which is how Mr. Jones built his wealth. It describes a highly productive well.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/i-think-ill-drive-the-kids-up-to-the-state-park-to,10987/

edit: tldr “A few guys at the gym had great things to say about the Glory Hole, but as soon as I told them I was taking my wife and kids, they didn’t want to talk about it anymore.”

What’s unsafe about googling the Delaware Valley Dance Academy?

Um, yes, yes it is. Next time you’re at a fine dining establishment, ask them if they have a glory hole in their restroom.

Sounds like a trap…

Too bad I can’t google it at work