How to get SRK's abs

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/france/11293112/Men-who-like-spicier-food-are-alpha-males-with-higher-levels-of-testosterone-French-report-claims.html

A new study says that spicy food raises testosterone levels and, per the title, therefore makes you “alpha”. That explains why Indians are all so manly, I guess.