A Breeder Apart: Farmers Say Goodbye to the Bull Who Sired 500,000 Offspring
This could be a great movie along the lines of Spartacus fighting sexual slavery. It could be called Cow Story.
You guys realize the implication of this, right? The bull’s semen was sold - he did not physically mate with cows in 50 countries. Therefore, it must have been someone’s job to masturbate this bull 9 times a week.
Edit: Most likely interns, or art history majors.
BSD Defined
“A method that involves a teaser animal, a specially designed tube and a well-timed maneuver by an adroit handler.”
Actually sounds pretty sad.
^ Talk about bait and switch!
Teaser animal… lol
imagine if they did that to guys
^Wait till you get married. That’s pretty standard issue.
My sister is a vet and during vet school, it was her job to extract semen from goats
She said the way they did it was they just hooked it up to a rubber device and then walked a female goat in front of the male. Seems too simple, i must have only gotten half a story