LA's Bottle Girls

http://firstwefeast.com/drink/secret-lives-of-los-angeles-bottle-service-girls/

I couldn’t read this without thinking that this is just America’s feminist version of geishas.

That was a lot of text and not a lot of pictures. TL;DR

^ Was going to ask if this was NSFW.

You see it in Vegas too, you can always spot the cocktail waitresses in the day, 24 years old, hot, driving a new BMW M6, wearing sweatpants. But it only lasts a few years and most of them squander it.

I used to be good buddies with some strippers and then I also had a cousin that was into the whole modeling / promotion / gold digger thing. In general life does not work out for these people from what I’ve seen, they are never quite able to settle on a partner or get caught up in the scene until their window of opportunity has passed.

Nailed it.

Kind of like professional athletes, most don’t realize it’s time to walk away until after it’s time to walk away.

One of my take-aways is that hot girls can make really good money just by being nice to rich people. There was one girl who was making 200k at 21 just by selling art to rich people. Bottle service at clubs is really not much different.

Well, yes. That’s why your sales department is all hot chicks.

I think it depends on the margins. A hot sales force is a good indicator that if you buy something expensive you’re getting ripped off.

This is why the Bloomberg sales girls are always absurdly hot.

The last two BB representatives I got were dudes. They must be saving the hot girls for GS or somthing.

Surely there must be a place where a balding, pot-bellied, middle age guy can work to keep young lithe things entertained, while making bank.

Oh wait, that’s called a hedge fund!

My office has had BB for 6 or 7 years now and every rep has been a guy.

Damn, I’m supposed to work at a hedge fund.

Reuters always send hot women but who the fuck uses Reuters…

I’ll be meeting with my Bloomberg rep in a month… Her name is Madison… I’ll report back… with pics of course

Well, here’s a start. Highest probability it’s the 1st one, but hopefully you get lucky and it’s the 3rd one.

https://www.linkedin.com/pub/madison-kempf/39/263/650

https://www.linkedin.com/pub/madison-gardiner/40/136/902

https://www.linkedin.com/pub/madison-brown/3b/948/856

^They all look cute. The third one just looks more like she got a professional photograph for her profile pic.

lol at the last fund I was at we had this blonde woman from bberg who was literally probably the hottest woman I have ever seen in real life. Show stopping hot. I don’t believe in 10s, but she’s a 10. Later on she got an assistant who was probably in the top 10-20 hottest women I have ever seen in real life. Both were better than a lot of the women in Maxim, etc. and not airbrushed.

^pics or not real