The Kabaddi thread

Do any of you guys watch kabaddi?

I’m boycotting until the IKF reinstates India as world champion. I’m also boycotting Red Rover because of the infamous Eisenhower Elementary incident.

What? This is the best game ever. Hordes of Indians wrestling one screaming person to the ground. What’s not to like?

^What do you mean “Indians”? Dots or feathers?

^LOL

This seems like as good a time as any to mention that we once ordered a stripper from the local alternative newspaper because we were bored. A white woman wearing a leather vest and some beads showed up, told us her name was Feathers and then performed the least enthusiastic 15 minute stripper routine you could ever imagine.

I thought they were working on not doing this anymore.

Lol

Finally a decent sports thread!

Finally a decent sports thread!