How would this even work?

Water Cooler
#1

“‘Masturbators’ hands will get pregnant’”

“Muslim televangelist warns followers that if they touch themselves, their hands will have babies in heaven”

http://www.timesofisrael.com/masturbators-hands-will-get-pregnant/?utm_source=The+Times+of+Israel+Daily+Edition&utm_campaign=af4f4d8ef1-2015_05_27&utm_medium=email&utm_term=0_adb46cec92-af4f4d8ef1-54635117#!

Founder of No Fap takes his promotional material to extreme levels.

#2

Maybe it happens like this:

[video:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlkKYpnFu5o]

#3

This reminds me of the last episode of VICE and all the crap American missionaries are pulling in Africa. It’s pretty disturbing.

#4

when will people wake up and realize these religious nuts are nothing but psychopaths?

If I touch lots and lots of gold, will my hands produce gold?

#5

The closer you are to the money, the more of it you make.

Just ask the bankers.

#6

Yes, but the gold is in heaven.

#7
#8

^Awesome