So the building across the street from mine has had a bunch of empty apartments for months. Today, someone moved into the apartment that directly faces mine. Turns out it’s two white dudes and an Asian chick. I looked up the building online and this looks like a one bedroom apt. So far, I’ve witnessed the following:
-one of the dudes, a fat older guy, walking around the living room buck n@ked while the other two unpacked, then going into the bedroom and presumably going to sleep
-the other dude, a younger guy in his 20s, subsequently stripped down and just stood around in the living room for a while while the chick swept the floor. Then he walked into the bathroom and left the door open
-after sweeping, the chick stripped down n@ked in the living room also, then grabbed a towel, walked into the bathroom, and closed the door
-she walks out n@ked 20 minutes later and puts on a nightgown
Im waiting for the next obvious move which is the young dude and the chick f*ckin in the living room, but in the meantime, any guesses as to whats going on here? I should mention that this is a high end condo building where 1BR apts go for north of 1.4 mil, so unlikely that this is a random roommate sharing situation.
Given that this is NY, it is probably some kind of “artistic” project where they set up this scenario to record the reactions of observers in your building. I will look for the photo of “masturbating guy” when this gallery opens.
If not, it is a breeder cult where the old guy will try to transfer his spirit into other people. If you see them bring in some chickens or goats, I recommend that you contact the authorities immediately.
Sounds like guy is with Asian chick and had his dad move in with him for a while. Or maybe dad is just visiting.
Not sure this thread is going to survive here. It caters to prurient interests and seems to have no redeeming social importance, but I’ll deliberate a bit on its longevity.
Meh, she was ok. They’re far enough away such that I couldn’t see intimate details, but I could tell that she was short and skinny. Probably resemble the typical nerdy Asian chick that would show up at a CFA exam, except this one was liberal enough to strip down in front of a floor-to-ceiling window.
Update - so it was hard to tell what happened after they turned off the lights last night, but I didn’t see any movement in the living room afterwards or this morning, so I assume all three of them went into the bedroom. In that case, the mystery deepens…
Mystery solved - turns out my eyesight was not so good and it was actually 3 Asian people - one young guy, and an older man and woman who were presumably his parents. The parents stayed for about 3 weeks and then left and haven’t come back since. I suspect that these are people from China who bought their son an expensive apartment to live in while he goes to school here, and were helping him move in. I stll find it weird that all of them were so freely n@ked with each other, especially the mom with the son. Every night for those 3 weeks she would like clockwork strip down in the middle of the living room around 11pm and walk around buck n@ked before going take a shower.
What is more interesting is the person who moved into the apartment next to this guy a few weeks later. Said person happens to be a 20-something year old blonde chick. And as you might’ve guessed, she too likes to get n@ked around the apartment with the shades open. Most every night I’ll see her walking around in her underwear (always a th0ng), and maybe once or twice a week she’ll be walking around @ss naked for a couple minutes after a shower before putting clothes on. Small t!ts, but in very good shape with a nice @ss.
The story gets better. She must not have graduated from college too long ago, because she still has lots of female friends staying over with her, which I assume are like sorority sisters or something because there’s literally a different one or two every night. The best nights are the ones where they stay in and walk around all night in their underwear. I didn’t know girls actually did that outside of p0rn videos until I saw these chicks do it time and time again.
The absolute best part of this whole set up is that the chick’s underwear drawer is inexplicably right by the window, and anytime she or one of her friends needed to change, they would inevitably stand in front of the window, strip down buck n@ked with t!ts and @ss out, and sort through the drawers looking for something to wear. The best 30 seconds of my recent life have all happened during these moments in time.