Women flock to Japan zoo to see 'hunky' gorilla

Water Cooler
#1

Women flock to Japan zoo to see ‘hunky’ gorilla

http://news.yahoo.com/women-flock-japan-zoo-see-hunky-gorilla-044739619.html

#2

I, for one, identify as a gorilla and request that my people be freed from zoos.

#3

Am I reading The Onion?

#4

More proof that confidence is attractive, I suppose.

Though maybe the Gorilla just finds human females attractive, and the women like getting the attention.

#5

“We’ve seen a rise in the number of female visitors – women say he’s very good-looking.”

Imagine a zoo official making this announcement in the US.

Also reminds me of:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3110240/Forget-Dave-meet-Roger-giant-grey-kangaroo-pictured-stalking-suburbia-2m-red-rival-emerges-crushes-buckets-fun-BIGGER.html

#6

Hunky Gorilla has a huge fan base in Denmark,

#7

women always like getting attention. they’ve been bred to want it.

#8

Shame on you for mocking this display of love. I, for one, await the day my fellow female friends to marry gorillas recognizing a communion of committment and recieving full benefits of the formal union. Until then I’ll do what I can to keep the racist prejudice bigots at bay.

#9

Same-sex marriage is about two people, two human beings, two consenting adults. Don’t worry my frightened little altar boy. Interspecies marriage is not the next step of the evil liberal elitist agenda. They are too busy taking your guns and your flags, haha

#10

Shabani prolly is afraid of commitment and leaves the toilet seat up.

#11

As much as I adore the chest hair…

#12

whenever there’s a gorilla, snooki is there