Is Greedo good?

He was just an honest wage earner murdered in cold blood by nefarious smuggler Han Solo.

Honest? You’re joking, no?

Them’s the beadiest eyes I’ve ever seen. Whacking big, to be sure, but beady nonetheless.

There’s (well, there _ was _) criminal blood coursing through those veins.

looks like he has 4 ears

Not true. Greedo shot first. There is conclusive video evidence (if you’re not watching the original version).

Doctored video. We all know that Greedo never really fired a shot.

Dats Racist.

Yes, but it was still self defense. He was being held at gunpoint.