Thug Life

So I am going up the elevator to my East Side apartment, and there is an old lady there, who I have never met.

Anyway, conversation is as follows:

Old lady: “Are you good with printers? I am having problem with my printer.”

“Oh what sort of printer?”

“It’s a wireless printer.”

“…”

“Well, good luck.” Leave, put on sunglasses.

^ Good call. She was going to give you some drugged tea and then chop you into little pieces to feed her cat.

Ohai: you’re a beast.

Do you often get asked IT questions because you are asian?

^ Bawahaha, this was my first thought!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRenlMwgWa8

you got nothing on this kid

This is post-worthy?

maybe she was subtly hinting she wanted you. 50 shades style

You know she finger blasted herself to this right after you stepped out.

Gross