charlie sheen
jamie foxx
Hmmm
It would be sad if it were George Clooney.
Only reason I’d say it’s not Charlie Sheen is because he bangs porn stars. They get tested regularly and they would go public in a hurry if they got the HIV from the Warlock.
Plus, the list of partners isn’t exactly who Charlie goes after.
Based on the list of partners, I’d guess Fez from That 70’s Show, but he’s definitely not a Hollywood A-Lister.
Ray Liotta
Colin Farrell
Hmm. Colin Farrel good one. Not sure if he is considered an A lister nowadays though. My guess is #1 Jamie Foxx. #2 Mark Wahlberg.
Freddy Mercury
Doubt it. He’s married with like 7 kids or something.
^Good call.
It’s kind of amazing to think that getting HIV isn’t even that big a deal anymore. At least, if you have good insurance and/or plenty of money. Charlie will likely live to be 100 after defeating HIV with crack.
Charlie Sheen makes sense. The claim that he is on the A List, however, is rather suspect.
^at one point he was the highest paid actor on tv
Andy Griffith is A-list
i’m totally not surprised its Sheen, he’s probably gone on multiple happy vacations around on the world.
Agreed, though STL’s comments about pornstars getting tested regularly seems relevant here.
Roughly four years ago, I suddenly found myself in the throws of a seismic and debilitating three-day cluster-migraine like headache. I was emergently hospitalized with what I believed to be a brain tumor or perhaps some unknown pathology. I was partially correct. Following a battery of endless tests, that included a hideous spinal tap, it was sadly and shockingly revealed to me that I was, in fact, positive for HIV. The news was a ‘mule kick’ to my soul. Those impossible words I absorbed and then tried to convince myself, that I was stuck, suspended, or even stranded inside some kind of alternate reality or nightmare, were to the absolute contrary. I was awake. It was true. reality. Under the brilliant and perfect care of Dr. Robert Huizenga as well as “the” leading infectious disease expert in the known universe, I began a rigorous and intensive treatment program. Not missing a beat, a med dose, or one shred of guidance, quickly my viral loads became undetectable. Like every other challenge in my life, again, I was victorious and kicking this disease’s ass. I wish my story had ended there. Unfortunately, for my family and myself, it had only just begun. The personal disbelief, karmic confusion, shame and anger lead to a temporary yet abysmal decent into profound substance abuse and fathomless drinking. It was a suicide run. Problem was, I’d forgotten that I’m too tough for such a cowardly departure. Yet, despite this loathsome and horrific odyssey, I was vigilant with my anti-viral program. My medical team could only shake their heads as each and every blood test returned levels revealing a state of remission. Even though I might have been trying to kill myself, one thing was radically evident; the disease was not. In and around this perplexing and difficult time, I dazedly chose (or hired) the companionship of unsavory and insipid types. Regardless of their salt-less reputations, I always lead with condoms and honesty when it came to my condition. Sadly, my truth soon became their treason, as a deluge of blackmail and extortion took center stage in this circus of deceit. To date, I have paid out countless millions to these desperate charlatans. Locked in a vacuum of fear, I chose to allow their threats and skullduggery to vastly deplete future assets from my children, while my “secret” sat entombed in their hives of folly. (or so I thought) News Flash: This ends today. I’m claiming back my freedom. The scales of justice will swiftly and righteously rebalance themselves. In conclusion, I accept this condition not as a curse or scourge, but rather as an opportunity and a challenge. An opportunity to help others. A challenge to better myself. Every day, of every month, of every year, countless individuals go to work, man their stations, fulfill their professional obligations with a host of disabilities. Diseases, imperfections, hurdles, detours. These maladies range from Lupus to Cancer, from paralysis to blindness, from Diabetes to Obesity. “Treated,” HIV is no different. My partying days are behind me. My philanthropic days are ahead of me. Earnest Hemingway once wrote: “Courage is grace under pressure.” I’ve served my time under pressure; I now embrace the courage, and the grace. Love and Peace, Charlie Sheen
^ Winning
Gotta hand it to Charlie, he is a badass MFer.