so another special event in hollywood. pretty epic time. i met some norwegian chicksand they were receptive and nice. so nice in fact that one of my baller friends decided to drop over a g on bottle service (effin crazy) but he really liked thier company. i dunno if it was coincidence, but they were all 10s, all blondes, all getting a masters in engineering. anyways it was my first time getting bottle service and it was amazing. i actually saw a couple chicks that bailed on me the day before, and its funny cuz we had hottter chicks. we did the whole I cant believe this coincidink. but i wasnt interested at that point. she actually hit me up to see if i wanted to go to the beach. i bailed on her though. bitter sweet justice. now im headed for sum bball at the park to get my congrats and high fives for the best pull in history.
Escorts. And get high fives for hanging out with hot chicks that stuck around b/c your buddy paid for bottle service?
What is chicksand? Is that like quicksand, just with chicks?
Hahaha this account is so necessary
Well that grand went down fast!!
LOL, +1
ha ha ha. Nice rejoinder!
Everywhere you are posting the same thing…Never happened…what’s your deal…
^you for real?
I once called for a plumber, and this hot chick showed up. She was totally an 11,forget 1-10 perfect body, blonde, blue eyes, she kept giving me these vibes and seductive talk about how she couldn’t wait to screw in my long pipe. She took off her jacket, she had on this tight top that’d make you cry and beg for milk. Long story short, I told her to hurry up and repair the sink, I needed to buy groceries for dinner.
^ I believed your story right up until you said you needed to buy groceries. We all know you don’t do your own grocery shopping.
Maybe I should start a Sexy Plumber outfit. There’s probably good money there.
^Now I’m definitely convinced that NeverHappened = CvM.
LMAO + 1
personally i can give two shits even if they were. Literally the best night ever. we had LMFAO playing upstage. we had the hottest chicks. and it was my first bottle service and i didnt have to pay shit.
plus they werent escorts, we didnt pay them to stay with us. they coulda easily left us anytime cuz there were other ppl with bottle service. we grinded/met them there before we had a table. then my rich buddy decided to get bottle service out of nowhere cuz it was too “crowded.” he didnt care about the cost since his goal was to bring them home for the team.
money is nothing to him. the dude’s mansion has a tennis court and pool. he actually invited me again yesterday to club create. his buddy supposedly had a table next to the dj booth where afrojack is playing, worth around 5k. had to pass though, cuz i had v-date plans. anyways he told me next saturday, we’d go to the most exclusive clubs in hollywood. so im sure this is gonna be insaneeee.
lowkey, haha im addicted to partying and it needs to stop. all my buddies want to travel around the world. one of my buddies just quit his job last week, end date at march 11 to start a business. my other buddy wants to quit ibanking and do bschool. my 2 rich buddies are down for whatever. so i was initally planning to quit too and just party for a year around the world with my crew. i have over 50k liquid saved, so i could if i wanted to. i was supposed to quit tommorow. then study for cfa, travel around world post june while applying for bschool. i suggested this to my parents and they were pissed, they want me to work until i go for bschool cuz its free money and we aint rich. anyways its all convoluted right now. anyone got thoughts on this?
“First bottle service”… That’s a thing? Does that come before or after having your cherry popped? So you do know clubs “hire” “regular” girls to encourage and/or support the bottle service? Yes, even groups of Scandinavia engineers. The best girls are the ones that get the dudes to suggest it. And, if you want, just get the table, the club will bring the girls. They know you won’t spend more if you are just sitting around with your pecker in your hand. All too funny. If you play it right, the women are not untouchable, but realize the “entertainment” has to keep coming.
Exactly right. there’s nothing easier like shooting fish in a barrel then to hire hot girls to milk the egos of guys and get them to shell out a few thousand bucks at your club. More profitable than a strip club, and no one has to be naked and dance around either.
Get your head on straight. Go to work and hit the books. You’ll thank yourself later.
Nope, simply not possible. You would have to go to several different universities to find five female engineering grad students. Five outstandly beautiful engineering students? Literally impossible.
I went to a state engineering school in Russia for 2 years before coming to the states. It was one of the largest in my corner of the country and has attracted students from all over including neighboring regions, Ukraine, Belorussia, Georgia and the likes. Since my major contained the prefix bio in it’s name, there was a 35/5 female/male ratio each year so… Maybe don’t use the word “literally” or “impossible”?
PS: Obviously not claiming it was top school like MIT but it was fairly tough.