Think I'll Cancel that Trip to Thailand

http://nypost.com/2016/05/26/python-slithers-up-toilet-latches-onto-mans-penis/

Cliff Notes Version: Dude in Thailand was using the toilet in his house when a python made its way up through the pipes and decided to grab hold of the man’s junk.

Holy shit! No, you would be fine. This type of stuff happens in Asia. No big deal. Didn’t you see that dude was smiling.

If a python comes out of the toilet and bites your junk…consider it a gift. It’s good luck!

Clearly You Show Could replace the hacksaw with making guys feel “Lucky”.

Or San Diego

http://www.cnn.com/2015/01/08/us/san-diego-toilet-snake/

http://mentalfloss.com/article/61002/5-animals-might-show-your-toilet

Huh?

Wasn’t this a key plot point in “Snakes on a Plane”?

Sorry, I was typing on my phone and driving. Bad use of language.

Don’t do that.

^^yea, do you want that rediculous sentence to be the one that every makes an exanple of as the “message that could not wait” after you are killed in a horrific accident.

^ You are becoming funny in a masculine way.

I never liked San Diego anyway, too warm and sunny all the time.

You should be banned for this behavior.

First bj he’s ever gotten judging by his facial expression. Now he has a story to tell…

And fined…

What’s worse, this or finding out after that your experience was really a lady boy?