People who annoy you

I was at the theaters watching the magnificent seven and next to me was this man who would react loudly whenever there was something happening on screen.

“Ugh…”

“Oh yea!”

"No way!

“Oh disgusting.”

What a deplorable human being.

The movie was terrible, too.

[video:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gt5bZoNTNZs]

^Perfect

@OP - The only acceptable noise in a movie theater is laughter. Or the sounds of getting a handy in a tub of popcorn.

People who annoy me:

  1. People who sample more than 2-3 flavors of Gelato when others are in line.

  2. People who don’t appreciate Cobb-Douglas jokes.

  3. People who don’t break down cardboard boxes in the recycling area.

  4. People who don’t put gym weights back after using them.

  5. People who say “San Fran”.

  6. Hipsters.

  7. Chris Rock’s character in the Fifth Element.

  8. My neighbor Jim.

I think… that’s it.

  1. Jim Neighbors?

People who don’t like:

  • piña coladas
  • getting caught in the rain
  • having half a brain
  • champagne
  • making love at midnight, specifically in the dunes of the Cape

This is not an exhaustive list.

^ South Africa is pretty far to go just to make love at midnight

People who get on the subway train and stop right at the door.

  • oblivious people. lack of awareness (surroundings, self, etc.) is infuriating.
  • people who wear their shortcomings/bad habits like a badge of honor.
  • people who use bromides to shape their worldview.
  • people who can’t be in other peoples’ presence and not talk.
  • people.

I’m pretty sure he meant Cape Cod. Although given the context of the song, it could’ve also been Cape Horn, if you know what I’m sayin’…

+1 on “naggers”.

That was the first response I had to this thread title.

People who don’t know what is a fit and how to look cool.

Who in their right mind would want to make love on the beach at Cape Cod with all those dorks on Nantucket in their ridiculous pink shorts staring at you through their "whale watching’ telescopes?

FTFY. Fifth Element as a whole was a piece of garbazh…

Wait, it was Chris Tucker, not Chris Rock. Was that racist?

I think that movie was minus 5 points in general, but plus one point for weird alien opera singer, and plus 7 points for Milla Jovovich.

Wait, Chris Tucker and Chris Rock aren’t the same person? Next you’re going to say Dave Chappelle is a different person too, aren’t you?

I noticed that earlier, but thought you put Chris Rock in there on purpose. Not racist.

+3 points for Gary Oldman, +1 for Luke Perry, -3 points for the Mr. Bean looking kid.

Chris Tucker seems like he would be pretty annoying in real life.

Actually the whole Rush Hour series was pretty annoying tbh.

White people who enjoy watching Asians being goofy and laughing about it are too. Just like what happened to the whole Gangnam style fad which had nothing to do with K-pop.

McLaren fans.

And Notre Dame fans.

And UCLA fans.

People who dislike the 5th Element annoy me… (even if Chris Rock’s character was annoying).