Fail Email

[VWJETTY]

ahahahahaha…get 'em!!!

[itera]

OP, apparently you opened 4 separate threads in separate forums asking for an exact copy of the CFAI email. Let me guess, you need to forward or show it as evidence in some capacity and need to edit the forwarding headers correctly.

[CFAbeatmeup]

@PistolPt

Here you go below. Gotta help a brotha out… (copy and pasted from a couple years back)

Sorry the table will not go thru in this message properly, but you get the idea.

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8675309

Dear Cheater A. McCheaterface,

Your results for the June 2012 Level III CFA exam are below. The pass rate for June 2012 Level III was 5%. It appears you have not passed and will have to retake if you can afford it. Don’t worry, everything will be just fine.

The table below illustrates where you were stupid and/or not stupid. You, my friend, were stupid.

Item Set Q# Topic Max Payne <=50% 51%-30% >69% 64 Ethical & Professional Standards 142 YOU 82 Corporate Finance 12 YOU [0] 90 Derivatives 32 YOU o_o 16 Investment Banking 90 YOU :-o YOU (jk) 82 Chinese GDP Rigging 64 YOU :-p me 38 Biology and Human Stupidity 24 nope closer… YOU 48 Financial Reporting & Analysis 14 YOU o<>o :-p 90 European Fiscal Stupidity 68 :-o YOU Draghi 104 Portfolio Mismanagement 16 YOU 6 Quantitative BTFD 90 YOU Yellen HFT

It turns out you are a band -1. We have never awarded a score so low, but your blatant incompetence in even getting your name correct has compelled us to dish out this grade.

We hope you will consider to retake the exam again next year. We need your MONEY!

Sincerely,

Walter Sobchak, CFA Society

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It was a rough exam for sure…

Sub in Greenspan for Yellen – he was the idiot. And I thought it was Cheater McCheatface.

[Would_You_Look_at_Th]

I guess the OP found it best to leave this topic alone…

[self_employed]

OP clearly has nothing to lose by asking, and unfortunately is getting something from the bits and pieces of information. Silence is golden.

[bujay]

@Would_You_Look_at_Th

Rather than asking why you need a fail email… I’m going to speculate on why you need it.

I’m going to assume that your employer reimburses your for your expenses so long as you have proof that you have taken the exam via a scoring matrix. However, the PCP letter you received this week threw a wrench into that plan, since you won’t be receiving a scoring matrix to give to your boss. So, you plan on swapping out the anonymous person’s name and CFAI number with yours so you can be reimbursed the money you spent on the exam/study materials.

Even if you do come up with another reason, I’m going to also assume that my story is the real reason. This was fun

I bet it was fun for Would You Look…

…but not half as fun as it was for me to read it! AWESOME!

[bujay]

FANTASTIC!!!

I just passed FRM Part 2 and was never really considering the CFA.

After the entertainment I received from this thread, I think I’ll prepare for the CFA just so I can have a reason to read everyones’ posts here!!!

[Young_Lewis]

@Would_You_Look_at_Th

Rather than asking why you need a fail email… I’m going to speculate on why you need it.

I’m going to assume that your employer reimburses your for your expenses so long as you have proof that you have taken the exam via a scoring matrix. However, the PCP letter you received this week threw a wrench into that plan, since you won’t be receiving a scoring matrix to give to your boss. So, you plan on swapping out the anonymous person’s name and CFAI number with yours so you can be reimbursed the money you spent on the exam/study materials.

Even if you do come up with another reason, I’m going to also assume that my story is the real reason. This was fun

You know too much.

[ohai]

If I were to rate this question on a scale from 1 to 10, where 1 is puzzling and 10 is inane, I would score it as rahul.

[CFAbeatmeup]

@ohai

If I were to rate this question on a scale from 1 to 10, where 1 is puzzling and 10 is inane, I would score it as rahul.

Who is Rahul? I’ve always wanted to know the story.

[Would_You_Look_at_Th]

@CFAbeatmeup

@ohai

If I were to rate this question on a scale from 1 to 10, where 1 is puzzling and 10 is inane, I would score it as rahul.

Who is Rahul? I’ve always wanted to know the story.

Rahul Roy… just look through the 2014 L2 and 2015 L3 threads, as well as some watercooler stuff during that time period.

[Palantir]

[Griingo]

^ ouch

[igor555]

low blow

[Dubinator]

Cfa candidates are the best)) they are so smart to joke on others but not smart enough to get nice job, so they need to spend 4 years and feel finally intelligent to do the work when others were doing it without passing anything. Im also in your boat guys.

how do you like my joke? Lets joke on others cuz we are better than others right?

[Tactics]

Null hypothesis: Dubinator = Frankfurt14