Two more gems:
I talked to a buddy of mine today who worked with this guy. Needless to say they have to be tight lipped.
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=5007&Itemid=81
http://www.borowitzreport.com/2012/03/14/a-response-from-goldman-sachs/