Jokes

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What’s common between a pizza delivery boy and a gynaecologist?

They can both smell it but cannot taste it.

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What do you get when you stab a baby 12 times?

-An erection.

“"I had a job interview at an insurance company once and the lady said “Where do you see yourself in five years?” and i said “Celebrating the fifth year anniversary of you asking me this question””

  • all credit to Mitchell Lee “Mitch” Hedberg

Also: if life gives you melons, you’re probably dyslexic.

bravo

Yao Ming is quite the comedian. Who knew?

I don’t get it.

^how is that a joke?fail

Good joke. wink

Rahul is da man.

I was trying to remember a joke this morning, but I couldn’t remember the name of the black kid in the Jetsons. Can anybody refresh my memory?

Keep’em coming rahul.