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My experience with hookers has been that they have all sorts of bigotries, unless they really need the money. US hookers aren’t starving unless they be ugly crack hos. I happen to speak Russian, but looking at me you wouldn’t know it because I’m as preppy waspy east coast as they get. In any case, on two occasions I’ve eavesdropped on Russian hookers who think, like all my other Anglosaxon friends, I can’t speak Russian. You can’t even begin to imagine the things they said to one another.

Tikka, please as a show of courtesy, anytime you have an interesting story like that do not leave the reader hanging.

i love russian babes and would appreciate your observation on what they were saying?

My question is really… how is stormy recognizable as a black person by voice but not by physical appearance? I’m trying to make a mental picture, but nothing is turning up…

^busted

As my man ice cube said, there are two things in the world I won’t pay for. Water and Pssy. Why? Cause I get them both for free!

I can and I love it

I’m laughing so loud people around me think I’m nuts.

You don’t wear sweaters tied around your neck and rock a bunch of polo and hillfiger crap, do you?

Hilfiger? What you think I’m a preppy black guy?

There is nothing free under the sun. Sooner or later you will pay for it. Either with your freedomn, kids, ring, or half your assessts. I just prefer to negotiate the cost up front.

^ Unless you get a chick really drunk and bolt before she gets your contact details. That’s as close to a free lunch as it gets.

I call it the “Fast Escape.” I prefer the bathroom of a bar or nightclub for the reason. As soon as you’re done, you just open up the stall door and leave. She can’t chase after you with her dress unzipped and around her ankles. By the time she leaves the mens room you’re in a taxi back to your hotel room.

there really are some losers on this forum…

You still payed for the drinks

How much has kanye splurged on Kim sofar…

No idea…but I reckon kanye is a cool guy and problably doens’t have to splurge at all…my feeling is Kim is very insecure deep inside…she basically got married last time cause Kourtney and Khloe are married…believe or not there is a lot of pressure on Kim to maintain her figure and to be liked by people, its not easy at all…very tough and difficult job.

Why do black guys go for three chicks named KKK?

lol…

What dont kill you makes you Harder ??

if the Kardashians had a grand opening somewhere would you go and take pictures?