bchad
December 27, 2012, 5:30pm
#21
ohai:
Apparently, Viagra was invented by accident. Some scientists at Pfizer were trying to make a pill for high blood pressure. However, the human test subjects got boners as a side effect. That must have been awkward.
I like how you tell that story in the style of bchad…
(I heard the same story, too)
dvictr:
me and my friend pre gamed early and showed up to the place smashed and actually smoked high grade pot outside before we walked in. We figured it was a good idea to pop a Viagra to really get our money’s worth.
After about 30 minutes of lounging I picked out one of the hottest girls, about 50 on staff… the girl was perfect, except once we got to the room she told m she recently had a kid and was lactating. (she looked 19 and had a perfect body, couldnt believe she actually has a kid) Apparently she can make it squirt, ibwas curious and it tasted like chocolate milk (not sure about the std risk of this at the time, but I’m clean). It was just a good 50 minutes of me doing work and the girl was a pro obviously.
the problem is that when I got out and met with my friend again in the bar we both said the same thing, the Viagra kicked in and we needed a round 2, after a few more drinks we got to the level of doing a tag team. 2 new girls and us two, we didn’t exchange any fluids and everything was “safe”. I was surprised how both of us really let go, The next day I really felt like Berlusconi, actually maybe an amateur porn star.
It’s one of the clubs on this list, not Amsterdam. I would wife every girl there. The girls are awesome with the stories, I was jealous that some “regulars” go every day. :0 one guy comes in once a month and they have to plastic cover the entire room/ walls because he wants multiple girls to excrete on him!
http://www.askmen.com/top_10/dating/top-10-brothels_4.html
Aye ass wipe… some of us use work computers to access this site. Put a freaking warning on your links! Fuggin retard!
dvictr
December 27, 2012, 11:23pm
#23
i don’t know where you work but that’s ridiculous that youre sweating the link to a magazine article that has no explicit material. the magazine is sold at grocery checkout counters. i wouldn’t be browsing it at work but neither this site.
ohai
December 27, 2012, 11:11pm
#24
I thought stormy works for the SEC. Isn’t porn ok there?
