ohai
November 11, 2015, 1:52pm
#21
Another of life’s great mysteries solved. Also, 30 seconds is your time, huh? It’s an evolutionary advantage, once you think about it.
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Mystery solved - turns out my eyesight was not so good and it was actually 3 Asian people - one young guy, and an older man and woman who were presumably his parents. The parents stayed for about 3 weeks and then left and haven’t come back since. I suspect that these are people from China who bought their son an expensive apartment to live in while he goes to school here, and were helping him move in. I stll find it weird that all of them were so freely n@ked with each other, especially the mom with the son. Every night for those 3 weeks she would like clockwork strip down in the middle of the living room around 11pm and walk around buck n@ked before going take a shower.
What is more interesting is the person who moved into the apartment next to this guy a few weeks later. Said person happens to be a 20-something year old blonde chick. And as you might’ve guessed, she too likes to get n@ked around the apartment with the shades open. Most every night I’ll see her walking around in her underwear (always a th0ng), and maybe once or twice a week she’ll be walking around @ss naked for a couple minutes after a shower before putting clothes on. Small t!ts, but in very good shape with a nice @ss .
The story gets better. She must not have graduated from college too long ago, because she still has lots of female friends staying over with her, which I assume are like sorority sisters or something because there’s literally a different one or two every night. The best nights are the ones where they stay in and walk around all night in their underwear. I didn’t know girls actually did that outside of p0rn videos until I saw these chicks do it time and time again.
The absolute best part of this whole set up is that the chick’s underwear drawer is inexplicably right by the window, and anytime she or one of her friends needed to change, they would inevitably stand in front of the window, strip down buck n@ked with t!ts and @ss out, and sort through the drawers looking for something to wear. The best 30 seconds of my recent life have all happened during these moments in time.
Never happened. Women don’t share their underwear. How gross do you think we are?
No, but they do share undershirts/sleep shirts which she keeps in the same dresser. I have plenty of fabbing material from the time one of her friends tried to squeeze her huge t!ts into a tight wifebeater.
bchad
November 12, 2015, 3:19am
#25
CvM would be proud, with krnyc keeping alive his “Never Happened” meme.
He is likely smiling down at us, from that great AF server in the sky.
igor555
November 12, 2015, 3:54am
#26
^do you really have to rub it in? lol
