Oreos

He didn’t offer any fitness advice, so shirtless selfie not required.

My ruling is that greenman must post a topless selfie. Oiled.

Alas, I must decline.

The last time I posed topless, I almost got divorced. As Usain Bolt would say, “girls were just literally thowing themselves at me, and it was hard to say no.”

Plus, it would be unfair to KMD and KR to have to merely see and not touch.

KMD doesn’t get hot and bothered you may recall…She’s just a good actor, I assume.

What was “Cinnamon Bun”'s name?

Who was the other guy with you for the double stuffing?

Double-stuffed all the way. Dip those suckers in some nice 2% milk until they’re just barely holding together…oh yeah.

I used to take the double stuffed oreos, and pull them apart and combine them into quad stuffed. Now that is the right ratio of filling to cookie!

TIL there are more than one flavours of Oreo.

We still have ketchup chips though, and all dressed.

Just so you know, Keebler (the makers of EL Fudge) also makes Vienna Fingers, a vanilla sandwich cookie.

Golden Oreo > Vienna Fingers. No question.

In general, Nabisco > Keebler, with the sole exception of EL Fudge, which is > the equivalent Oreo.