Speaking of women...

Water Cooler
#21

^ thinking from a long only perspective, I viewed mycollege GF as a value stock that with time would come to full worth, but she wound up being a value trap.

#22

+1

you’re on fire today bud.

#23

I guess you could say that she was a “short squeeze”.

#24

I like riding uncovered naked options.

#25

That’s how you get your wallet stolen.

#26

you love that Double Delta

#27

^ Respect.

#28

I love that juicy vega.

#29

Please stop.